Celebrity Poker Showdown 8/8 9:00 4200-4400+ pts.

[mficke0713]

What did Jeffrey Ross say the audience members' motivation was for encouraging "all in" bets?
*Had to go to bathroom

What did Hank Azaria say people tended to do when bluffing?
*Touch their faces

What did Amy Poehler say she suspected Jeffrey Ross would do during the game?
*Distract opponents with comedy

What did Amy Poehler say she was going to do if she lost?
*Take baseball bat to set

What did Jeffrey Ross and Seth Meyers do before playing the last few hands?
*Clinked glasses

What compliment did Jeffrey Ross pay Phil Gordon?
*Had "the bluest eyes"

What reason did Jeffrey Ross give for wanting to leave the game sooner?
*Was running out of jokes

What did Gail O'Grady say about going head-to-head with Seth Meyers?
*Wracked her nerves

What did Seth Meyers jokingly say his "strategy" was?
*Getting dealt extra card before flop

What did Seth Meyers and Jeffrey Ross say they had both done?
*Worked as caterers

What did Jeffrey Ross notice that Seth Meyers did when he had a good hand?
*Shook uncontrollably

What did Jeffrey Ross do before the final round against Seth Meyers?
*Pulled down his pants

What casino was Jeffrey Ross in when he pulled down his pants?
*The Palms

[mficke0713]

COMMERCIALS:

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman wearing a headset sitting in a cubicle at the "Giant Cable Corporation" do while talking to a customer on the phone?
*Charged endless upgrade fees
*Dish Network
*More than sixty channels for $29.99 a month

In a movie commercial during this show, who was Reese Witherspoon?
*Commoner who became an aristocrat
*"Vanity Fair"

[jatan]

In a commercial during this show, what did a car salesman do with many different people on the lot before leaving at night?
Entered cars for test drives
Volkswagen
Great deals available on all models

In a commercial during this show, what did a man in a suit and glasses do after pulling open window blinds?
*Gasped at billboard
*Ditech.com
*No closing cost

In a commercial during this show, what occurred after a shaggy dog asleep on a foyer carpet awoke to the sound of whistling outside?
Envelopes slid through mail slot
Botox Cosmetic
Find experienced physician in your area

In a commercial during this show, what did an athlete with a goatee do before a personal computer was shown?
* Lifted up a barbell
* Gateway
* Receive free double memory, processor upgrade, and shipping

In a commercial during this show, what did a man holding a clipboard tell a boy at a wrestling camp he had to do?
Pay money for wrestling too much
Sprint PCS
Plan adjusts monthly to save you up to $300 a year

[exferryguy]

In a commercial during this show, what did a blonde woman discuss while her husband ate dinner?
Weight loss
EDiets.com
Low membership cost of $2.99 per week

In a commercial during this show what did children and teenagers do against a background of lined notebook paper and a red chalkboard with math problems on it?
Played with school supplies
Target
Sells back to school supplies

In a commercial during this show, what did a white-haired professor use in a demonstration?
Ants in beaker of water
Orkin
Knowledgeable employees

In a commercial during this show, what did a blonde woman in a black cardigan do while standing next to an open laptop computer?
Spoke about financial matters
E-loan
Offers 5.06% APR and no lender fees

[chicodog]

Thanks !!

In a commercial during this show, what did a cartoon of orange juice do on a tropical beach?
Went under limbo stick
Minute Maid Premium Light
Has half the sugar and calories

[chipmunk]

In a commercial during this show, a scientific model of what was represented?
Double helix of DNA
Bristol-Myers Squibb
Cancer

[gar123]

In a commercial during this show, what did a butler do that prompted a fluffy white cat to come running for its dinner?
Tapped fork against glass
Fancy Feast Marinated
Comes in turkey and tuna flavors

In a commercial during this show, how did a man discover that two surfboards had been illegally charged to his credit card?
*Credit card company notified him
*Your Credit Card Companies
*Informing card holders of suspicious purchases

In a commercial during this program, what did a middle-aged woman play with as "well-timed adjustments" were discussed?
*Hula hoop
*Wachovia Securities
*Managing your portfolio

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman do after her husband, seated at a computer, asked how to do something on-line?
*Broke into song
*Ebay
*Easy

[Annietd]

In a public service announcement during this program, what topic did a Web site provide information on?

-Smoking
-Philip Morris
-NOT Tips on how to quit

[daisy]

In a commercial during this show, what was discussed as a blue flash of light sped down winding roads and transformed into black text?
*Applying for a home equity loan
*Ditech.com
*Offers no closing cost option

[mficke0713]

In a commercial during this show, what came loose after it was affixed as a "secure retirement" was discussed?
*Fitted sheet on bed
*Wachovia Securities
*Planning a secure retirement

[rosiesbrat]

In a commercial during this show, what was a woman who wore a green bathing suit able to do as she walked by a hotel swimming pool?


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