can someone please explain to me...

[Azriel_LittleHawk]

PARIS HILTON???

okokok.. the chick is a friggin Q-TIP!!!!! why is she all popular? ah crap..hilton...now i get it..her daddy has big bucks.. cause the girl has absolutely no talent..Goddess help me but..someone needs to feed that child something!!! BS i cry!! people are not that skinny naturaly!!! if she turns sideways and sticks out her tongue she looks like a ZIPPER!!!

an now she's in a music video.. :rolleyes: yeah..theres a career..
resume for paris hilton : rich gurl, power shopper, video vixen*read video hoochiemama* , most memorable part? famous for being an oxygen theif.

i just do not get it..

and she acts like she is the most beautiful woman on earth? where did she get this idea? OMG if her daddy weren't who he is, she'd be working on a street corner.. and damn.. i wonder if her mum an dad had to ti4e a steak to her neck to get the dog to play with her.. i'm sorry..the child is uglier than homemade sin!!!!!


i hope she ends up raising 8 kids as a single mother an working at walmart...**no offense to anyone who works there..i KNOW it can be hard work..** THEN THE BITCA WOULD HAVE THE RIGHT TO WHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*ROTFL* better yet..make her a "sandwich artist" at subway..least she'd still have a hoity toity title..**once again no offense..i love subway atkins wraps..i just wish she'd try living in the REAL WORLD**
this just ain't right folks..


ciao!
Az

[DaLilPeachy]

I second that emotion

[wndysfrnd]

LOL Best laugh I have had in a long time. ITA with all the OP said.

[Donnagg123]

ITA Az! Also, do you notice she is always posing!!?? She always acts like she is on the red carpet or something! Although I have never seen it, she reminds me of that character on the movie Zoolander how he always poses! LOL! Thanks for the laugh! :)

[Willow]

I am sitting here reading this as I'm talking to my mother on the phone and she keeps asking me what I'm laughing at. :D :D :D This is a funny post. You certainly have a way with words. lol The Q-tip comment is what got me.

[YankeeMary]

I always thought she was UGLY...but my always thought everyone else thought she was beautiful. Glad to see I am not alone. I can't understand what all the hype is for either.

[Willow]

A lot of people think that because they are skinny or thin that it makes them beautiful. Nothing could be further from the truth. lol I would much rather be overweight and pretty than skinny and ugly. I'm sorry I don't mean to offend anyone. lol

[YankeeMary]

A lot of people think that because they are skinny or thin that it makes them beautiful. Nothing could be further from the truth. lol I would much rather be overweight and pretty than skinny and ugly. I'm sorry I don't mean to offend anyone. lol

Agree..I always say at least I can lose weight, you'll be ugly forever...lol.

[Unicornmom77]

Agree..I always say at least I can lose weight, you'll be ugly forever...lol.


Yup!! Exactly!! Lmao Mary!! haha

[Willow]

Agree..I always say at least I can lose weight, you'll be ugly forever...lol.


Oh my god that is so funny. :D :D :D

[BigLyd1]

My honest question/response to this is does she just have a look that men like? I don't know that much about her show and whether it's males or females who mainly watch it. I do think that women have different standards or beauty than men do. To me she looks okay.

[mom2cvam]

OMG!! I just want to say thank you to all of you for the laugh. I haven't laughed this good in awhile! I so needed it today!! And I agree with all of you!! :D :p :D

[ahippiechic]

I agree. She needs a biscuit. :D

[Azriel_LittleHawk]

*pounding the floor laughing* a BISCUIT!! *ROTFLMBO* i was watching the news and they are "oh paris is in a music video" she's acting all sexy *note i said ACTING...okokok she's acting ho-ish* and her bones are stickin outeverywhere!! no offence to anyone but she's a poster child for anorexics united.
an ex told me once he didna like doing skinny chicks cause it's like making love to a pile of coat hangers.. now? i think bout that an wonder when the 'ELL did he ever get a chance to do paris?
and glad everyone got a laugh outa this...i know..i'm not very nice..but c'mon!!1 the girl SCREAMS to be made fun of!!! is she like an elf or sommat? or a fairy maybe? cause normal humans just don't grow that skinny.. if they do they usualy look a bit less like skin an bones..
ohoho..and diggit..when she does the POSIN thing? she's wearing these dress's someone needs to introduce her to a drag queen to show her how to make cleavage where ther is none..i've seen surf boards with more curves!!!
ok.. i'm going to leave off on this for a bit..have a good night y'all!

[Willow]

As far as men liking the look well maybe some do but then my question would be what type of a guy would want to be with her. The kind that is only out for thing I would assume. The ONLY thing she has going for her is her money and even money can't always get you what you want.

[queenangie]

I just think the show is hilarious! We laugh the whole time.
Being rich doesn't mean you are intelligent.

[DAVESBABYDOLL]

I have always thought she was ugly. wanna bag for your face?,just something about her looks weird. Not to mention all her pelvic bones sticking out..ACKKKK!

[Willow]

If men like dumb easy blondes then maybe she has half a chance. lol

[fatesfaery]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thinks she is ugly, and I don't care how much you pay for your clothes...they look tacky hanging on a stack of bones.
I heard somewhere that she had bought herself a record label and is recording a CD....in my opinion buying a record company is the only way she could release a CD.
Also heard she said that the bruises she was sporting on her face and lip a week or so ago were from a Rolling Stone S&M photo shoot that got out of hand.......but Rolling Stone says they know nothing about an S&M photo shoot.

[Damnifiknw]

Geez, you all sound a bit jealous... :rolleyes:

[justme23]

Geez, you all sound a bit jealous... :rolleyes:
:) :)

[Chiizii]

Oh goodness... This thread busted me up laughing so hard I scared my dog and my cat! :p

Tonight I was checking out what was on the "TV" when I came across the show with Paris and Nicole...

My jaw honestly dropped to the floor.

They were taking their lipstick and drawing on the sides of the cattle. I saw a cow with lipstick and a little heart on her cheek.

I laughed so hard I almost wet myself.

Was this Paris and Nicole's answer to branding?

[gonnascream]

really if they got stuck out here in my part of BFE without FOX holding thier little hands, they would end up at the salvation army or making low rent porno's @ the holiday inn !!

just goes to show if you grow up poor, straight out the trailer (KY slang for growing up poor & rough) you grow up with common sense.

you remeber when they went into bugrer king, and ordered 20 bucks worth of food, and they knew they only had 4 bucks to begin with ???? I swear on my holy throne, they tried to give the food back ! now if I had tried that same stunt, they would have thrown my oversized butt in the back of a cop car !

Dh was watching it last night and I asked him if he thought she was cute. He was like "guys don't get turned on by being with skeletons" awwww he made my supsersized butt feel better !

[DivineMsDi]

I think she has beautiful bone structure...being short and NOT thin, I wouldn't mind having her shape for awhile.

However--I agree she is not beautiful. Like her friend, Nicole Richie, Paris has plenty of money to look good. Clothes and makeup and so on can hide a lot of flaws. (not to mention plastic surgery, if you need it).

When you are RICH you don't need a job. Paris and her sister and so on are professional party girls. They just hang around, providing "window dressing" for parties, social events and charity things. Someday maybe some rich jerk will marry them because he needs to have MORE money or some publicity.

I don't find the Simple Life very amusing because Paris and Nicole are totally out of reality with how most of us live. Even people in NY where I am have WALMART. These two girls had no idea what Walmart was and what you bought there. When asked by the locals in SIMPLELIFE 1 if they had ever been to Arkansas before, I believe Paris sniffed the air snobbily and said, "No, I only vacation in NY or London or Paris."

Hey, yeah, I vacation in NY, too , honey...my town! :p PS My husband thinks she is too skinny.

[lassss]

You'd think with all the money Paris Hilton has that she'd get that lazy eye fixed. It's weird looking and her face is too square. She is way too thin, she needs some muscle tone :D

[joey74]

I was watching Last comic standing the other night and one of the comedians made a joke about her; so funny -- she said she was glad paris was so popular now, because it just shows the world that you don't have to be "poor" to be white trash!!!

I thought that was funny, although I don't really have a problem with her. The only thing that irritates me is how she "thinks" she is so beautiful. If she would just stop acting like she was on a run way all of the time other women would think she was more attractive (and I say women because I think "most" men (not all) do find her attractive, no matter what they tell their significant others! They may think she is to thin, but that wouldn't stop them from going after her if she was offering.).
I have asked my husand on more than one occassion if he thought she was good looking and I get the same generic answer every time "she's to thin".
This was a great topic; thanks op

[hotwire]

First, let me say i cant stand her either....she makes me ill.

Second, YES PEOPLE CAN BE THAT D*MN SKINNY NATURALLY! SOME OF US CANT HELP IT. I'm in my 30's, and im a size 5. i have been skinny(i prefer THIN) all my life. yes, i even had my 'pelvic bones stick out'. (middle school age).what do you think i could do about it?? do you think i can just push them back in? or perhaps if i ate a few 'biscuits' i would automatically gain the weight to cover them up?? i have a very high metabolism....it doesnt work like that. i have heard ALL the comments...and all the name calling. strange how its NOT OK, to make fun of fat or over weight people...but its more ok to make fun of skinny people. (im in no way defending people who eat, then puke, to stay skinny. we all arent like that.) i like the way i am now. no 'bones sticking out'....but im still thin. if you dont like it, thats YOUR fault. some men like 'thin'.....some like 'fat'....im not going to gain or lose weight just to please someone else.

i do think she needs to change the way she dresses. there are some things skinny/thin people should NOT wear!

what a shame that people cant like (or dislike) people for the way they are. not because they are fat or skinny.

[schsa]

Paris is managing to make a career out of being a celebrity just because of her name and the fact that she is rich. We get to see her act foolishly because her circumstances have taken her away from real people and how the rest of us live. In some ways she is actually making fun of herself.

I don't care what she looks like. I am surprised that she would be willing to do things that she might consider beneath her. Yes, she doesn't live in the world with the rest of us, but at least she isn't sitting at home, drinking champagne and wondering what Gucci bag she should buy next. She is trying so lets give her some credit.

No she isn't a box of rocks but she isn't a rocket scientist either and had she been born into families like you and me she would probably be working at Shoney's as a waitress trying to get enough money together to go to college.

[Azriel_LittleHawk]

i knew someone would eventualy get upset..look, the girl looks ILL!!!! she's that skinny.. and i have NEVER met anyone who was thin who looked SICK with it!! you guys the thin ones.. are more accepted than fat people hands down any day. so..sorry..i don't want to hear it. as for you 2 in particular? she's like a friggin size zero!!! you are not!! aww..hell.. i just don't wanna hear it..you wannna talk bout how skinny chicks get bashed start a thread of your own..cause this is NOT what i started this topic as.
as for sounding jealous? you bet your sweet ass i am..OF HER $$$$$ not of HER!! diggit!
look..if you reap the awards of being a "celebrity" exspect to get dogged on as well as fauned over! simple.
*rollseyes*
later!

[Azriel_LittleHawk]

irish/german and native american temper (mine)..well it sucks.

why can't people just be happy with themselves? everyone gets made fun of several times in their life. it can either make you stronger or tear you down. the choice is yours.

[MamaFairal]

i say we "fatten "her up and make her a plus+ size model....lol
(BTW...i am plus+ size so not a dig towards anyone OK)
She did start as a child model(i think i readt that somewhere) and that is why is is always posing....yuk!

I watch "Simplelife" just to see how stupid they act but then i read or saw Nicole Richie on a show and she said they were told to act like that for ratings..........oh well still funny!

* hey did you notice even the steer at the end of last night episode poked her boney ribs to find meat...lol

[hotwire]

"talk to the hand?" are you 12?

this is a 'vent and whine' forum.......you vented......and then so did i. if you dont like people making comments about your posts...dont post them.

and dont be so sure that YOU have heard more comments about your weight than us 'skinny, sick looking, thin' people. i have heard more slamming of skinny people in this post, than i have all year.

why is it ASSUMED that when someone is skinny they are SICK?? (or on drugs...or starving themselves?) at one time, i was a size zero. i wasnt sick,,,just thin. perhaps she is sick.......do you have her solution? i dont get up on a pedistal and tell overweight people what to do........i dont think overweight people are fat, lazy cows who sit on their a** eating bon bons all day.

the point of my first vent was that a persons weight shouldnt matter. and name calling is just immature. reading those posts just made me think i was back in 4th grade.

[Azriel_LittleHawk]

ok..yep..12 going on 36..*LOL* whatever. like i said start your own thread if it bugs you..
and wow..look! you missed the point! SEVERAL TIMES!! *giggling* this is to much fun..Gods..i love this place!

yep..rather be childish than old before my time. so far so good.

[Freebeemom]

Ugh...you guys are unbelievable!!!!! :eek:

[farren]

Thin or whatever, she acts too stupid for me to watch. I have to give her kudos for putting herself out there, here, and everywhere making herself known. Granted, she had the fundage and the name to get her in to begin with, but still she did it, I guess.
I just don't see her as amusing in any fashion. All that internet crap and then getting ticked because she was turned down when trying to buy the rights to the song "Born to be Wild". Have to say that I enjoyed that a bit.
Guess money can't buy ya quite everything.

[lynde]

Id lovvve to have her body!!! with my ta's though;) And my dh says shes funny looking, too--but whats he gonna say--"oooh shes hot and I d like to run away with her and her millions"

Personally what I dont like about her are those stupid hair extentions she wears--

The zoolander comment made me crack up!!!! she is so like that-flip sashay sashay flip--HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-tooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[msshannon]

PARIS HILTON???

okokok.. the chick is a friggin Q-TIP!!!!! why is she all popular? ah crap..hilton...now i get it..her daddy has big bucks.. cause the girl has absolutely no talent..Goddess help me but..someone needs to feed that child something!!! BS i cry!! people are not that skinny naturaly!!! if she turns sideways and sticks out her tongue she looks like a ZIPPER!!!

an now she's in a music video.. :rolleyes: yeah..theres a career..
resume for paris hilton : rich gurl, power shopper, video vixen*read video hoochiemama* , most memorable part? famous for being an oxygen theif.

i just do not get it..

and she acts like she is the most beautiful woman on earth? where did she get this idea? OMG if her daddy weren't who he is, she'd be working on a street corner.. and damn.. i wonder if her mum an dad had to ti4e a steak to her neck to get the dog to play with her.. i'm sorry..the child is uglier than homemade sin!!!!!


i hope she ends up raising 8 kids as a single mother an working at walmart...**no offense to anyone who works there..i KNOW it can be hard work..** THEN THE BITCA WOULD HAVE THE RIGHT TO WHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*ROTFL* better yet..make her a "sandwich artist" at subway..least she'd still have a hoity toity title..**once again no offense..i love subway atkins wraps..i just wish she'd try living in the REAL WORLD**
this just ain't right folks..


ciao!
Az



I am laughing my freakin' a$$ off right now!!!!!!!! I JUST asked my hubby about this chick last night...she AIN"T nowhere NEAR cute!!!!!!! I wouldn't normally say things like that about people but when you act the way she does, she is askin' for it..lol..I still can't get over the fact she thought Wal-Mart was where we little people bought wallpaper :eek: :eek:

[Azriel_LittleHawk]

ooohh.. guess i been told.. didya stick yer tongue out at the monitor when you typed that?

GEESH PEOPLE!!

and hey? i wondered what was up with that hair.. s'why i said she looks like a Q-tip!! well..doesn't she?


i'm sorry your offended, but y'know what? thats your problem. i was serious..if this hit a nerve, do your own thread on it.. i would probably steer clear of it, but hey.. thats my option.
:D yep..still 12... an luvvin it!! all the perks of being an adult, and all the fun of being a kid.. whats not to like bout that? hmm?

truly unless you are related to the bimbo (P.H.) i realy don get why your all ticked off. *shrug* nuthin i can do for all you skinny chicks out there..me personaly i would luv to be able to buy say a size 18...but..i'm not quite there yet. to me an 18 is average healthy size. someone a size zero? ya want i should cry you a river? not gonna happen. now if i lived in italy? or hell Germany? i'd have guys all over me..why? cause they appreciate the well endowed ladies!! i just can't feel sorry for anyone a size zero.. unless say they are from Africa, and are starving..yep they have my sympathy. but in this country? unless your a cancer patient or sommat.. i don't feel a damn bit sorry for you.
and while i'm on bout this..whats up with the olsen twin chick? she doesn't look sick at all.. sorry but it looks like a publicity stunt to me..if i'm wrong..oh well...i'm sure she'll be all broken up over my opinion..*rollseyes* NOT!! ((sneeking that 12 yr old thing in again..gotta annoy ya somehow!! *LOL*))
anywho...i'm done..have fun.. i'm gonna go play tag with my kids..oh wait they are asleep..darn guess it's final fantasy tactics advance for me then!
ciao!!
Az

[wndysfrnd]

My opinion, I wouldnt care if Paris Hilton was a size 22/24 and was straight out of the trailer, I think she is skanky. As I said, my opinion. ;) And in NO WAY am I saying that people who are 22/24 size are skanky and neither am I saying people who live in trailers are skanky. Also I am not saying skinny/small/petite people are skanky either. Just PH. IMO :D

[Whitequeen39]

I'm very happy with the way I am and even though I wear a size 3 I look damn good for my size.. And I hate to say but you are one rude chick every post of your's is rude and cruel. .It seems to me you like to make fun of people didn't your parents teach you to not to make fun of people I know mine sure did .I have manners :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
I was going to stay out of this one but I really have to agree with you Chrissy...and it is awful funny that if you make one fat reference everyone gets all bent out of shape and insulted, but everyone thinks it is just fine to make snide skinny comments. Now I am not skinny, or fat for that matter, I am a size 8-10, but the tone of the OP is always sarcastic, immature and nasty :rolleyes:

[Azriel_LittleHawk]

:D
this post was perfectly fine untill some folks got their undies in a bunch. you know.. you might have hurt my feelings..if i actualy gave a crap what your opinion is.
this just busts me up..i go to the V&W to vent a bit..and danged if people don start jumpin in losing their danged minds over supposed insults..y'all are WAY to sensitive.. get over y'selves!! if i wanted to be cruel & rude? TRUST me on this..YOU WOULD KNOW IT!!
this whole thing was my opinion on P.H. nuthin else..
you think i'm rude..good. then you are one less person i have to deal with daily.. JOY!!
now move along please your wasting oxygen that others could be making good use of. :eek: :cool: :rolleyes: .

[Whitequeen39]

Ummm, excuse me AZZZZZZZZ but you ARE rude, nasty, and just plain MEAN...WTF??? :confused: You think you are amusing and well, you would be wrong :rolleyes: ANNOYING well you get the top honor for that ;) I think you need to get over yourself . :rolleyes: And speaking of wasting oxygen.......

[Azriel_LittleHawk]

i'm rude *shrug* so.
.........."bad me, bad llama"....*rollseyes*
quote from "Emperors New Groove" animated movie.

[Kyla Kym]

I wouldn't mind having her figure and her confidence that she has in herself that she is without a doubt the sexiest thing that has ever hit the tabloids! ;) I think most skinny people are just as self conscious about their looks as big people are about theirs. And she thinks she is the hottest thing walking even if she does resemble a dancing skeleton, she doesn't seem to notice it. She has a very unique look about her. Even the way she seems to have a permanent smile of sorts is unique about her. Not to many people could pull off natural poses like she does. And she is about the only person that can probably actually wear run way model clothing. LOL

There are a few things though that I can't stand about her.
Number 1) She has so much money she spends it stupidly when she could be putting it to better use.

Number 2) She is to self absorbed.

Number 3) I've watched a few of the shows her and Nicole are in and they show way to much disrespect to people that have welcomed them into their homes. It really turned my stomach when they stayed with the very nice family down in Louisiana and took their young daughter who had been dreaming of going shopping with them, on a shopping trip.

The mother gave the daughter a $75.00 limit. But Paris & Nicole encouraged the young girl to spend way more than she should have. The daughter got in trouble for it. Paris and Nicole just set there with smirks on their faces.

Paris & Nicole should have bought the girls extra clothes that they encouraged her to buy. That little girl would have thought Paris & Nicole was all of it from them on if they would have done that. And it wouldn't have made a dent in Paris & Nicole's pocket change. But they had rather see the young sweet girl get in trouble with her parents.

They are just dumb ninnies that are useless to society.

[Unicornmom77]

Lmao I don't like either Paris or Nicole.

And this thread.... LOL Isn't it great we live in a world were we can all state our opinions!! Too bad others somtimes take those opinions personally! Its funny how as soon as some one uses a descriptive word, some one comes along and feels they are so special that the poster would be talking about them.

*shugs* Oh well, I have been on both sides of the fence. I am only glad I relized this is the internet where no one truley knows me from Adam.