My Wife and Kids 7/28 @ 8:00 pm ~ 19 Q ~ 4,200 pts ~ The Anniversary

[quill]

Thanks OP

Why was Jay upset when she received the flower delivery?
*Flowers weren't for her

Why did Michael say he needed Jay at home on Saturday night?
*Let in cable repairman

How did Junior alarm Michael at the altar?
*Made believe he forgot the rings

Why did Michael say he and Jay had stayed together so long?
*Result of unplanned pregnancies

Why did Claire get grounded?
*Told Michael to shut up twice in one day

Why did Jay purchase the Muhammad Ali-autographed boxing gloves?
*Give to Michael as a wedding present

To what did Jay compare Michael's eating habits?
*Gazelle at a watering hole

What did Jay NOT pretend she was doing while snooping for her gift?
*Checking under the bed for mice

What did Junior say to get out of washing Michael's car?
*Reading to orphans

Why had Michael never been able to surprise Jay on their anniversary?
*Kids kept spying on him

What was Claire doing that drove Junior crazy?
*Playing same song over and over

What did Jay say was the point of an anniversary?
*Celebrate day woman trapped her man

[quill]

In a movie commercial during this show, what was a young, privileged woman unwilling to deal with?
*Arranged marriage
*"The Princess Diaries 2: The Royal Engagement

In a DVD commercial during this show, what did a teenage girl do with the help of Julie Andrews?
*Learned she was royalty
*"The Princess Diaries"

[jatan]

What was the title of a new TV show, advertised during this program, about plane crash survivors struggling to stay alive on a remote island?
"Lost"
This fall

In a commercial during this show, what was revealed about a man named Phil who visited a gym after talking to a woman on his cell phone?
Was afraid of commitment
Verizon Wireless
No contract and you only pay for the minutes you use

In a commercial during this show, where did a man and woman dance while listening to music through headphones?
Record shop
Imodium AD
Effective results after just one dose

[gar123]

In a commercial during this show, what did a man in a greenhouse do after a woman spoke while standing in the crowd at an outdoor concert?
Took pill
Alavert Non-Drowsy 24 Hour Relief
Dissolves instantly without water

In a commercial during this show, what did synchronized swimmers, ballroom dancers, and a couple playing Ping-Pong all do in common?
Counted while they performed activities
Subway
Strips are extra lean

In a commercial during this show, what did a man's friends tease him for doing in a restaurant after the waitress came to their table?
*Always ordering the same thing
*Olive Garden
*Shrimp & Crab Ravioli and 3 Meat Ravioli

In a commercial during this show, what did various women do in their kitchens that "impressed" them and that they described as "terrific"?
*Used a coffee product
*Folgers
*Keeps the scent fresh

[daisy]

In a commercial during this show, what happened as a red minivan spun in an all-gray room?
*Pictures of interior were shown
*Ford
*Get $5,000 total cash back


In a commercial during this show, what did an attractive blonde woman suggest doing to "add more color to your life"?
*Dye hair
*L'Oréal Preference
*Resists fading and deep conditions for six weeks

In a commercial during this show, what did a man do after a baked potato, a plateful of pasta, and a glass of juice all exploded into pieces?
*Stole bite of food off woman's plate
*Centrum Carb Assist
*Helps body utilize protein and fats

In a commercial you may have seen, what did a woman make a handful of little girls at a synchronized swimming camp do while other girls practiced?
*Guess how much time they spent holding their breath each month
*Sprint PCS
*Plan adjusts monthly to save you up to $300 a year

[exferryguy]

In a commercial during this show, what aspect of her appearance did actress Julianne Moore say used to make her feel "different" as a child?
Red hair
Revlon High Dimension
Works in just ten minutes

In a commercial during this show, what did a gymnast in red do as she performed a flawless balance beam routine?
Chanted under her breath
Chili's Grill & Bar :p
Baby Back Ribs

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman do in a ladies' room while a man waited for her?
Tested cell phone reception
Verizon Wireless
The most reliable wireless network in America

In a commercial during this show, what did people do in a subway station and in the train while singing a jingle?
Brushed their teeth
Oral-B Brush-Ups
Brush your teeth anywhere

In a commercial during this show what did children and teenagers do against a background of lined notebook paper and a red chalkboard with math problems on it?
Played with school supplies
Target
Sells back to school supplies

[Annietd]

In a commercial during this show, what did a female singer in a band that performed on a giant cell phone do at the end of their song?

-Thanked customers
-Cingular Wireless
-Hundreds of music choices available to download

[Annietd]

In a commercial during this show, what did a brunette do in a restaurant as the song "You're Still the One" played in the background?

-Ate salad
-Applebee's
-Have Weight Watchers menu available

[mficke0713]

In a commercial during this show, what happened as a red minivan spun in an all-gray room?
*Pictures of interior were shown
*Ford
*Get $5,000 total cash back

[chicodog]

Thanks !!

In a commercial during this show, why was one sheep referred to as a "traitor" by a herd of sheep and tossed through the window of a house?
Lay on couple's new mattress
Serta
Will help you fall asleep

In a commercial during this show, what did an older man and woman do as they laughed and enjoyed themselves?
Rode an amusement park ride
Fixodent Free
Strengthens gums