Celebrity Poker Showdown 7/22 9:00 4500+ pts.

[mficke0713]

What did Will Arnette say about Jason Bateman?
*Had emotional problems

What did Jason Bateman say he did not want to do?
*Sit next to David Cross

What did Jason Bateman make fun of David Cross for doing?
*Wearing ladies' bracelet

What did Peter Facinelli ask the audience to do before going "all in" on the last hand?
*Do the wave

What did Dave Foley tell Judy Greer the "best players" often did?
*Went out of game first

What did Peter Facinelli compare losing to?
*Being punched in gut

What did David Cross do just before his first head-to-head hand with Peter Facinelli?
*Put on sweatshirt

What did Peter Facinelli and David Cross do during the last hand of the tournament?
*Held hands

What did Will Arnette say about the inside of his head?
*Sounded like video game

What did Peter Facinelli say about Jason Bateman?
*Made him nervous

What did David Cross say he wanted to do during the tournament?
*Bring joy to other players

What did Phil Gordon say David Cross was doing out of anger?
*Playing aggressively

What did David Cross do while a hand was being dealt?
*Pretended to be doped up

What cold remedy did David Cross mention while pretending to be doped up?
*NyQuil

What did David Cross say about his hot tea?
*Had liquor in it

What hotel's logo appeared on the poker table after David Cross said his tea had liqour in it?
*The Palms

[mficke0713]

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In a commercial during this show, what happened after sliced chicken, cheese, and bits of bacon were toasted in an oven?
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[littlel]

Thanks mficke0713! :D


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In a commercial during this show, what did a supermarket employee do when he nervously realized that one brand of orange juice was out of stock?
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[jatan]

In a DVD commercial during this show, what were Matt Damon and Edward Norton involved in together?
Underground gambling
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In a public service announcement during this show, what did a woman at a business meeting have difficulty doing?
Concentrating
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In a commercial during this show, what happened after a woman wearing a pink blazer and scarf attempted to leave a note on a black SUV?
Car disappeared
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In a commercial during this show, what did a woman reveal upon unbuttoning her jeans?
Birth control patch
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In a commercial during this show, what did a man wearing a red shirt do in a wooded area?
Jogged to his vehicle
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[daisy]

In an advertisement during this show, what did a couple staying at a tropical resort wake up to find?
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In a commercial during this show, what was discussed as $1 bills were stacked, text appeared on a blue computer screen, and a cursor moved credit card rates to the trash?
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[chicodog]

Thanks !!

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[exferryguy]

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