Monk ~ 7/17 @ 10:00 ~ 3700+pts ~ Monk Gets Fired

[quill]

What did Monk do to the park groundskeeper?
**Instructed him to pick up leaf

What did Monk do every day after he was fired?
**Sat in hospital waiting room

What did Monk say Paul had done to the garage?
**Cleaned with bleach

What happened to the commissioner as he was getting into his limo?
**Someone grabbed hat off his head

What did Paul do to his blindfolded girlfriend?
**Hit her on head with blunt object

What did Stottlemeyer announce at the police meeting?
**His wife was making police documentary

What did Sharona do to the Commissioner?
**Pulled off his toupee

What was Monk's problem during his job interview?
**Chair was wobbly

What did Monk do while cleaning crumbs off the computer keyboard?
**Deleted all forensic files

What did Paul say the murder victim had done three days previously?
**Called him from Paris

What did the murder victim do a month before she was killed?
**Cut her hair

What did Monk do to break the ice during his job interview?
**Told bad joke about comic strip

[quill]

a movie commercial during this show, who joined together to fight under a legendary leader?
** Mythical knights
** "King Arthur"

In a DVD/VHS commercial during this show, what did teenage aspiring actress Lindsay Lohan do that turned her world upside down?
*Moved from NYC to small town
*"Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen"

In a commercial during this show, what did a man wearing a yellow shirt do in front of a lime green background?
**Spoke about furniture
**Todd Oldham by La-Z-Boy Collection
** Unique and stylish

In a commercial during this show, what did a man do after a baked potato, a plateful of pasta, and a glass of juice all exploded into pieces?
*Stole bite of food off woman's plate
*Centrum Carb Assist
*Helps body utilize protein and fats

In an advertisement during this program, what happened in a man's daydream that made him decide not to see a performance called "Magique" with his wife?
*Was pulled onstage and humiliated
*Expedia.com
*Plan activities

In a commercial during this show, what did people do while wearing tee-shirts with printed slogans on them?
*Ate fast food
*KFC
*Ten pieces and four biscuits

In an advertisement during this program, what did a woman do after she appeared standing next to a stereo?
*Danced
*Cingular Wireless
*Keep your current wireless number

In a commercial during this show, what happened inside an auto supply store after a green car pulled up to it?
*Employees helped customers
*AutoZone
*Offers parts and advice you need

In a commercial during this show, what unfortunate thing happened to the Tooth Fairy?
*Fell down flight of stairs
*Coinstar
*Turns coins into cash

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In a commercial during this show, what caused two boys in pajamas to scream while they stayed at a hunting lodge?
**Stuffed animal trophies
**Expedia.com
**Pick a hotel

In a commercial during this show, what did a blonde woman do to a man after flirting with and dismissing three of his fellow bar patrons?
Touched his shaved head
Jose Cuervo Especial
Makes you attractive to opposite sex

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman lying in bed do when a herd of sheep refused to leave her bedroom?
Called in sheep dog
Serta
Will help you fall asleep

In a commercial during this show, what did a man in a blue shirt standing outside a fast-food restaurant, a deliveryman pushing a hand truck, and a man onstage all have in common?
*Shouted that they were full
*Taco Bell
*Prices range from 99¢ to $1.29

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