nanajoanie
07-10-2004, 06:38 PM
> Just watched a show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian who
> said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton!
He
> was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.
>
> Number 1 - He played the sax.
>
> Number 2 - He smoked weed.
>
> Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
>
> Even now? look at him. His wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets
a check from the government every month.
>
> Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's
> shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations'
> most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot
> water.
>
> Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
> Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be in production in Canada! this year.
>
> When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I
> don't know, I never had one."
>
> American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is
> So full of crap he can't fly.
>
> Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's finest
> leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom.
>
> Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe. The
> Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as
> I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what
> I think you need to know."
>
> Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President caught doing
> the Hanky Panky between the Bushes.
> said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton!
He
> was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.
>
> Number 1 - He played the sax.
>
> Number 2 - He smoked weed.
>
> Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
>
> Even now? look at him. His wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets
a check from the government every month.
>
> Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's
> shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations'
> most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot
> water.
>
> Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
> Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be in production in Canada! this year.
>
> When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I
> don't know, I never had one."
>
> American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is
> So full of crap he can't fly.
>
> Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's finest
> leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom.
>
> Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe. The
> Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as
> I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what
> I think you need to know."
>
> Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President caught doing
> the Hanky Panky between the Bushes.