nanajoanie
06-20-2004, 09:01 AM
There were these two morons driving along
the highway looking for a place to stop and
picnic.
The first moron says, "Let's stop here, and
have our picnic under that tree."
The other says, "No! Let's have it right here
in the middle of the road."
They fought for a bit, but finally agreed to
have it in the middle of the road.
All of a sudden, a car comes speeding towards
them and has to swerve into the tree to keep
from hitting them.
The second moron says,"See? If we were under
that tree, we'd be dead now!"
the highway looking for a place to stop and
picnic.
The first moron says, "Let's stop here, and
have our picnic under that tree."
The other says, "No! Let's have it right here
in the middle of the road."
They fought for a bit, but finally agreed to
have it in the middle of the road.
All of a sudden, a car comes speeding towards
them and has to swerve into the tree to keep
from hitting them.
The second moron says,"See? If we were under
that tree, we'd be dead now!"