santarra
06-04-2004, 07:56 AM
Got this in an email and wanted to share. It's really funny, and somehow, very real!
FINALLY, SOMEONE EXPLAINED IT SO I CAN UNDERSTAND IT!
Like me, there are a lot of folks who can't understand how we
came to have
an oil shortage here in America. Well, there's a very simple
answer......Nobody bothered to check the oil !! Therefore we
just didn't
know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.
All our oil is in Alaska, Texas, California, and
Oklahoma...... All our
dipsticks are in Washington, DC.
I hope this has helped you understand the situation.
and.......
How many members of the Bush Administration does it take to change a
light
bulb?
Seven:
1. One to deny that any light bulb needs to be replaced.
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the
light
bulb.
3. One to blame the previous administration for the need of a new
light
bulb.
4. One to arrange the invasion of any country rumored to have a
secret
stockpile of light bulbs.
5. One to get together with Dick Cheney and figure out how to pay
Halliburton Industries $1 million for the new light bulb.
6.One to arrange a photo op showing Bush changing the light bulb
while
dressed in a electrician's uniform.
7. And finally, one to explain to George W. Bush the difference
between
screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
FINALLY, SOMEONE EXPLAINED IT SO I CAN UNDERSTAND IT!
Like me, there are a lot of folks who can't understand how we
came to have
an oil shortage here in America. Well, there's a very simple
answer......Nobody bothered to check the oil !! Therefore we
just didn't
know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.
All our oil is in Alaska, Texas, California, and
Oklahoma...... All our
dipsticks are in Washington, DC.
I hope this has helped you understand the situation.
and.......
How many members of the Bush Administration does it take to change a
light
bulb?
Seven:
1. One to deny that any light bulb needs to be replaced.
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the
light
bulb.
3. One to blame the previous administration for the need of a new
light
bulb.
4. One to arrange the invasion of any country rumored to have a
secret
stockpile of light bulbs.
5. One to get together with Dick Cheney and figure out how to pay
Halliburton Industries $1 million for the new light bulb.
6.One to arrange a photo op showing Bush changing the light bulb
while
dressed in a electrician's uniform.
7. And finally, one to explain to George W. Bush the difference
between
screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.