Happy Gilmore 6/3 8:00 4100-4300+ pts

[mficke0713]

Thanks to OP fireman!!


Which make of car hit Happy on the golf course?
*Volkswagen

Which fast-food restaurant did Happy do a commercial for?
*Subway

What brand of beer did Happy drink in the clubhouse?
*Budweiser

What did Chubbs carry with him in a small jar?
*Eye of the alligator that ate his hand

What did Happy say was required to play golf?
*"Goofy pants and a fat can"

How did Happy's grandmother cheer him up when he first moved in with her?
*Dressed up as Gene Simmons of Kiss

What did Bob Barker say Happy should do instead of playing pro golf?
*Work at the snack bar

What did Happy ask the crowd at the "Cleveland Classic" to do?
*Make some noise

What happened on the ninth green at nine o'clock?
*Sprinklers soaked Happy

What disease did the orderly at the nursing home say Happy's grandmother had?
*"Senilitus Maximus"

What did Shooter complain about once espying in the woods off of the seventeenth hole?
*Two bikers having sex

What did Happy and Virginia do on their first date?
*Went ice skating

According to Virginia, what was professional golf ready for?
*"A colorful, emotional, working class hero"

Which was NOT one of the things Happy imagined in his "happy place"?
*Chubbs in a heart-shaped hot tub

What was Happy the only person in the hockey league to do?
*Stab another player with his skate

What company's logo was on the caddies' vests in the first tournament Happy played in?
*AT&T

[littlel]

Thanks mficke0713 & OP fireman! :)


In a commercial during this program, what did people do in the ocean as a man with a Jamaican accent spoke?
Rode jet skis
Honda Aquatrax
Good for the environment

In an advertisement during this program, what did a retail store employee do as he held a cup of coffee at a cafeteria?
Had a conversation with a cookie
Walmart
Shopping experience is enjoyable

[gbanni57]

In a commercial during this show, what did a couple do after getting off a plane at an airport?
Went to car rental counter
Enterprise
Many locations

In a commercial during this show, what appeared after a woman squinted into the wind and a woman stared at a computer screen?
Drop falling into water
Visine Tears
Relieving dryness

In a movie commercial during this program, who were Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn?
Feuding gym owners
"Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story"

In an advertisement during this program, what did a woman standing in a doorway do as a man read a newspaper?
NOT Hosed down the patio

[dmhile]

In an advertisement during this show, what did an enthusiastic actress do while standing next to a stool in front of a blue background?
--Dramatically read a fan letter
--DirecTV
--More than 125 channels for $29.99 a month



In a commercial during this show, what did a man sitting in front of a yellow background, a young man on a boardwalk, and a little girl complain about?
--Pictures were missing
--Kodak
--Digital printing kiosk



In a commercial during this show, what were car manufacturers able to accomplish because they had the gift of "X-ray vision"?
--See "inner selves" of drivers
--NOT Toyota Matrix



In a movie commercial during this show, what did FBI agents Marlon and Shawn Wayans disguise themselves as when they went undercover?
--Wealthy young women
--White chicks


In a commercial during this show, what did women outdoors on a hike, at home with a child, and working in the office all do?
--Discussed pain relief
--NOT Women's Tylenol

[jatan]

In a commercial during this show, what did a father do for a boy outside in a backyard while everything turned from black-and-white to color?
*Turned on sprinkler
*NOT Ace hardware

In a commercial during this show, what happened to a man who attempted to swing across rooftops?
*Crashed into building
*Dr. Pepper
*Chance to win one of ten Dodge Vipers

In a commercial during this show, what did a man sitting in front of a yellow background, a young man on a boardwalk, and a little girl complain about?
*Pictures were missing
*Kodak
*Digital printing kiosk

In a commercial during this show, what embarrassed a boy named Timmy in a school cafeteria?
*Mother speaking over PA system
*Kraft Lunchables Fun Fuel
*Provides nutritious and fun meal

In a commercial during this program, what did people do as a singer counted off "one, two, three"?
*Ate cheese
*American Dairy Association
*Builds stronger bones

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman who looked at a flyer in a diner discover after a waitress filled her coffee cup?
*Coupons from flyer had been clipped
*JCPenney
*Save an extra $10 or $15 on items

In a commercial during this show, what did a balding man do after running down a vacant city street and visiting his doctor?
*Greeted neighbors on stroll through development
*Crestor
*Cuts bad cholesterol by half

[gibber]

Thanks!

In a commercial during this show, what did a young man do while walking an elderly woman across the street?
Asked her on date
Snickers
Satisfies hunger

In a commercial during this show, what did salespeople wearing orange smocks help people shop for?
Windows and doors
Home Depot
No payments or interest for a year

In a commercial during this show, what was a man doing that distracted him as a bear destroyed his campsite?
Eating cereal
Post Grape-Nuts
So delicious it will take your mind off your troubles

[exferryguy]

In an advertisement during this program, what did a jumpsuited man tell to keep quiet after opening the back of a truck?
Group of dancers
Visa
"Movin' Out"


In a DVD/VHS commercial during this show, what did Eddie Griffin, Anthony Anderson, and Michael Imperioli deal with?
*Ups and downs of fatherhood
*"My Baby's Daddy"
In a commercial during this show, what did a group of people all do on a green lawn while wearing summer clothing?
Threw toy airplanes
Old Navy
Swimwear

In a commercial, what did a father & daughter both admire for different reasons?
*Red car in showroom
*Suzuki Forenza
*Loaded with features

In an advertisement during this program, what did women show off as a voice sang, "We got to get right back to where we started from"?
**Hair
**Pantene Full & Thick Shampoo and Conditioner
**Makes hair feel . . .
In a commercial during this show, what was prepared in a restaurant as the song "What I Like About You" played?
Salads
T.G.I. Friday's :p
Buffalo Chicken

In a commercial during this show, what did cartoon bears play with as they danced along in a forest?
*Bathroom tissue
*Charmin Ultra
*More absorbent than other brands

[chicodog]

Thanks !!

In a commercial during this show, what colorful object had ears and appeared close-up on a white background?
Ice cream sundae
Baskin-Robbins
Has banana ears

In a commercial during this show, what did people do after a man spoke about cutting carbs while standing in a bookstore?
Ate and exercised
Centrum Carb Assist
Helps body utilize protein and fats

In a commercial during this show, what did people on dirt bikes do?
Rode around on muddy course
Honda CRF
Receive Bonus Bucks

[CrispyUF]

In a commercial during this show, what did a father do for a boy outside in a backyard while everything turned from black-and-white to color?
*Turned on sprinkler
*NOT Ace hardware


**True Value
**Sale going on now

[never]

In a commercial during this show, what were car manufacturers able to accomplish because they had the gift of "X-ray vision"?
--See "inner selves" of drivers
--NOT Toyota Matrix

In a commercial during this show, what were car manufacturers able to accomplish because they had the gift of "X-ray vision"?
See "inner selves" of drivers
Subaru Outback
Completely redesigned for you
(union of agility, muscle & grace)

In a commercial during this show, what did women outdoors on a hike, at home with a child, and working in the office all do?
--Discussed pain relief
--NOT Women's Tylenol
NOT Bayer Womens

In a commercial during this show, what did office workers, a chef, and a dentist do while working?
Found free gifts in unusual places
Visa Business
Earns you rewards

[cnzmom]

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman wearing a red dress do as she made her "entrance" into a room?
Opened ornate hand fan
CoverGirl Fantastic Lash Mascara
Separates individual lashes

In a commercial during this show, what did a computer-generated special agent do in an attempt to "uncover classified intelligence"?
NOT Parachuted out of airplane

In a commercial during this show, what happened as rows of white, unmarked bottles appeared against a whitewashed background?
Harsh elements in cleansers were listed
Dove Sensitive Essentials Foaming Cleanser
Contains gentle ingredients

[dog$]

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman do in a room where a sink and a lounge chair floated?

-Applied lotion
-Olay Complete Defense SPF 30?
-Lightweight

[mficke0713]

In a commercial during this show, what was displayed against a gray background as its features were written in white above it?
*Car
*Honda Odyssey EX
*High safety ratings

In a commercial during this show, what men do after a brunette in a bikini strolled past them on a pool deck?
*Jumped into pool
*Diet Coke
*Makes you "tingle"

[gar123]

In a commercial during this show, what happened as a milk carton, cereal box, and bowl of cereal stood together on a table?
*Droplet of milk ran down the milk carton
*Kellogg's
*10% more fruit

In a movie commercial during this program, what were a bespectacled, British teenage boy and his two friends training to be?
*Wizards
*"Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban"

In a commercial during this show, what did three ballerinas, a little boy, and a little girl all do?
- OR -
In a commercial during this show, what did three ballerinas, a teenager removing her helmet, and a couple sitting close together do?
*Enjoyed products from same food group
*American Dairy Association
*Builds stronger bones

[lucim]

Thanks

In a commercial during this show, what did a computer-generated special agent do in an attempt to "uncover classified intelligence"?
NOT Parachuted out of airplane
~NOT~Drove truck through metal gate

In a commercial during this show, what was a couple able to do without ever having to leave the U.S.?
Go to foreign cities
Choice Hotels
Vacation to Athens, Greece
In a commercial during this show, what appeared after a woman squinted into the wind and a woman stared at a computer screen?
Drop falling into water
Visine Tears
Relieving dryness
In a commercial during this show, what colorful object had ears and appeared close-up on a white background?
Ice cream sundae
Baskin-Robbins

[mficke0713]

Thanks

In a commercial during this show, what did a computer-generated special agent do in an attempt to "uncover classified intelligence"?
NOT Parachuted out of airplane
~NOT~Drove truck through metal gate
NOT> Boarded aliens' spacecraft :(

[Annietd]

In a commercial during this show, what did women outdoors on a hike, at home with a child, and working in the office all do?

-Discussed pain relief
-Pamprin All Day
-Lasts up to twelve hours