woleys
05-25-2004, 01:23 PM
A blonde named Gail is appearing on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" with Regis Philbin.
Regis: "Gail, you're up to $500,000 with one lifeline
left: phone a friend. If you get it right, the next
question is worth one million dollars If you get it
wrong, you drop back to $32,000. Are you ready?"
Gail: "Yes."
Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build
its own nest?
Is it: A) robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D) thrush."
Gail: "I'd like to phone a friend. I'd like to call
Anne." Anne (also a blonde) answers the phone:
"Hello?"
Regis: "Hello Anne, it's Regis Philbin from Who Wants
to be a Millionaire. I have your friend Gail here who
needs your help to answer the one million dollar
question. The next voice you hear will be Gail..."
Gail: "Anne, which of the following birds does not
build it's own nest?
Is it: A) robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D) thrush."
Anne: "Good grief, Gail, that's simple. It's a
cuckoo."
Gail: "Are you sure?"
Anne: "I'm sure."
Regis: "Gail, you heard Anne. Do you keep the $500,000
or play for the million?"
Gail: "I want to play; I'll go with C) cuckoo."
Regis: "Is that your final answer?"
Gail: "Yes."
Regis: "Are you confident?"
Gail: "Yes; I think Anne's pretty smart."
Regis: "You said C) cuckoo, and you're right!
Congratulations, you have just won one million
dollars!"
To celebrate, Gail flies Anne to New York. That night
they go out on the town. As they're sipping champagne,
Gail looks at Anne and asks her, "Tell me, how did you
know that it was the cuckoo that does not build its
own nest?"
Anne answers, "That's easy, everybody knows they live
in clocks."
Regis: "Gail, you're up to $500,000 with one lifeline
left: phone a friend. If you get it right, the next
question is worth one million dollars If you get it
wrong, you drop back to $32,000. Are you ready?"
Gail: "Yes."
Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build
its own nest?
Is it: A) robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D) thrush."
Gail: "I'd like to phone a friend. I'd like to call
Anne." Anne (also a blonde) answers the phone:
"Hello?"
Regis: "Hello Anne, it's Regis Philbin from Who Wants
to be a Millionaire. I have your friend Gail here who
needs your help to answer the one million dollar
question. The next voice you hear will be Gail..."
Gail: "Anne, which of the following birds does not
build it's own nest?
Is it: A) robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D) thrush."
Anne: "Good grief, Gail, that's simple. It's a
cuckoo."
Gail: "Are you sure?"
Anne: "I'm sure."
Regis: "Gail, you heard Anne. Do you keep the $500,000
or play for the million?"
Gail: "I want to play; I'll go with C) cuckoo."
Regis: "Is that your final answer?"
Gail: "Yes."
Regis: "Are you confident?"
Gail: "Yes; I think Anne's pretty smart."
Regis: "You said C) cuckoo, and you're right!
Congratulations, you have just won one million
dollars!"
To celebrate, Gail flies Anne to New York. That night
they go out on the town. As they're sipping champagne,
Gail looks at Anne and asks her, "Tell me, how did you
know that it was the cuckoo that does not build its
own nest?"
Anne answers, "That's easy, everybody knows they live
in clocks."