nanajoanie
05-18-2004, 10:02 AM
>A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the
>middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the
>rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well
>as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the
>rabbit. Much
>to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins
>to cry.
>
> A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on
>the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the
>man what's wrong. "I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this
>rabbit and killed it."
>
> The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray
>can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sp rays the
>contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of
>them and hops off down the road.
>
> Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops
>down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns
>and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of
>sight.
>
> The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is
>in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?" The woman turns the can
>around so that the man can read the label. It says
>
> (Are you ready for this?)
>
> (Are you sure?
>
> (This is bad!)
>
> (It's not even a Blonde Joke!)
>
> (You know you could just click off and not read the punch line.)
>
> (You can still delete it)
>
> (You know you're gonna be sorry)
>
> (Last chance)
>
> (OK, here it is)
>
> It says, "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, . . . . adds
>permanent wave."
>middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the
>rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well
>as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the
>rabbit. Much
>to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins
>to cry.
>
> A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on
>the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the
>man what's wrong. "I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this
>rabbit and killed it."
>
> The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray
>can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sp rays the
>contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of
>them and hops off down the road.
>
> Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops
>down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns
>and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of
>sight.
>
> The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is
>in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?" The woman turns the can
>around so that the man can read the label. It says
>
> (Are you ready for this?)
>
> (Are you sure?
>
> (This is bad!)
>
> (It's not even a Blonde Joke!)
>
> (You know you could just click off and not read the punch line.)
>
> (You can still delete it)
>
> (You know you're gonna be sorry)
>
> (Last chance)
>
> (OK, here it is)
>
> It says, "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, . . . . adds
>permanent wave."