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mficke0713
05-16-2004, 02:37 AM
What did Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen do on "Access Hollywood"?
*Brought their triplet

What did Amy Poehler, as a contestant on "The Swan", say before her makeover?
*Wanted tattoo on her face

What did Amy Poehler, as a photographer on the red carpet, ask "Cameron Diaz" to do?
*Pretend to surf

What did the cast of "Saturday Night Live" do in a locker room?
*Sang medley of songs

Why weren't "The Bloater Brothers" roller skating at the rink?
*Didn't want to catch foot fungus

What did Ashley Olsen say was a reason she was not happy to be hosting "Saturday Night Live"?
*Was missing senior prom

What did Tina Fey do when Jimmy Fallon didn't use his "TV voice" on "Weekend Update"?
*Slapped him in face

What did Tina Fey say Arnold Schwarzenegger wanted to do with California?
*Make it the number one action state

What did "Chris Matthews" almost do as "John Kerry" finished speaking?
*Hung himself

What did Jimmy Fallon, as the radio DJ, do to upset Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen?
*Trashed their movie

Why did Chris Parnell, playing a father, hit his son at the family barbecue?
*Wouldn't put camera down

What had Horatio Sanz's character, a Greek contractor, failed to do for the Olympics?
*Build main stadium

mficke0713
05-16-2004, 02:38 AM
COMMERCIALS:

In a movie commercial during this show, what did FBI agents Marlon and Shawn Wayans disguise themselves as when they went undercover?
*Wealthy young women
*"White Chicks"

In a DVD/VHS commercial during this program, what was Ice Cube a part of?
*Motorcycle gang
*"Torque"

kwcarlesco
05-16-2004, 04:27 AM
Thank you!

In a commercial during this show, what did a cluster of silver vehicles do as a sales event was discussed?
Sped through desert
Volkswagen
Only $189 a month for forty-eight months (Jetta GL)
--OR--
Only $239 a month for forty-eight months (Passat GLS 1.8T)

In a commercial during this show, what did Keith Guerts, the CEO of an institute, do after a scientist showed off a large chart?
*Introduced new invention/Introduced new piece of fitness equipment
*Bud light
*Low in carbs

In a movie commercial, what did Nicole Kidman & Matthew Broderick do?
*Moved to Connecticut town
*"The Stepford Wives"

littlel
05-16-2004, 05:13 AM
Thanks! :D


In a DVD/VHS commercial during this show, what did Elijah Wood do?
Went on a magical quest with a small hairless being
"The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King"

In a commercial during this show, what instructions did a male politician give as his voice was dubbed electronically?
Become an online agent
Syphon Filter: The Omega Strain
PlayStation 2 Online

gibber
05-16-2004, 05:25 AM
Thanks!

In a DVD/VHS commercial during this show, what did Ben Affleck's bosses at an engineering firm do?
Erased his memory
"Paycheck"

In a commercial during this show, what problem did a man wearing a white turtleneck have?
Kitchen cabinet was squeaky
Pringles
Aren't oily

jatan
05-16-2004, 06:30 AM
In a commercial during this show, what did the CEO of an institute do during a mock infomercial?
*Introduced new piece of fitness equipment
*Bud Lite
*Low in carbs

In a commercial during this show, what did a man do to his parked car after scanning the street cautiously?
*Removed its beat-up cover
*Kia Spectra
*Is safe and affordable / Get $1,000 cash back and $1,000 cash bonus

In a commercial during this show, what did a tough-talking detective notice about the man he was interrogating?
*Color of his shirt
*GE Reveal Light Bulb
*Brings out unnoticed colors and patterns

In a commercial during this show, what did a man pictured in black-and-white do while driving a car?
*Drove through bridge labeled "Assurance"
*Goodyear
*Handle well in any weather and terrain

In a commercial during this show, what did a couple do on a beach while an announcer talked?
*Stood in front of fire
*Trojan
*Warm Sensations

In a commercial during this show, what did a man wearing a blue shirt do after having a quick breakfast and looking at some charts?
*Went on a date
*Arm & Hammer Ultramax
*Guaranteed to last twenty-four hours

In a commercial during this show, what did a man wearing a blue shirt do after looking at some charts?
*Met a woman
*Arm & Hammer Ultramax
*Guaranteed to last twenty-four hours

chipmunk
05-16-2004, 07:22 AM
In a commercial during this show, what did pairs of people do in cafes around the world?
Conversed over beer
Budweiser
True

In a movie commercial during this show, what were Snoop Dogg, D.L. Hughley, and Mo'Nique?
Airline employees
"Soul Plane"

In a DVD/VHS commercial during this show, what did Kurt Russell inspire the hockey team he coached to do?
Win the Olympics
"Miracle"

In a commercial during this show, what did a brunette woman do on a dirt road?
Loaded items into vehicle
GMC Envoy XUV
Exclusive features

maxim
05-16-2004, 10:32 AM
In a commercial during this show, what happened as a young man walked down a city street with headphones on?
Figures on posters began to dance
Apple iPod + iTunes
Makes you dance

Annietd
05-16-2004, 11:55 AM
In a commercial during this show, what "terrible crime" was a gray-haired man accused of ?

-Creating a low-fat ice cream
-Edy's Grand Light
-Rich and creamy taste