FrEEbiZ4Me
05-12-2004, 08:45 PM
Heres something just to brighten everyone up!
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young
man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all
different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow.
The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked,
the old man was staring.
The young man finally said sarcastically,
"What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in
you life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied,
"Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just
wondering if you were my son."
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young
man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all
different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow.
The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked,
the old man was staring.
The young man finally said sarcastically,
"What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in
you life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied,
"Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just
wondering if you were my son."