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nanajoanie
05-10-2004, 04:42 PM
BLONDE COOKBOOK

MONDAY:
It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The
recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were
nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

TUESDAY:
Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The
recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a
surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper.

WEDNESDAY:
A good day for rice. The recipe said
wash thoroughly before steaming
the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a
bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any.

THURSDAY:
Today Tom asked for salad again. I
tried a new recipe. It said prepare
ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce
one hour before serving.
Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the
garden.

FRIDAY:
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It
said put the ingredients in bowl
and beat it. There must have been something
wrong with this recipe.
When I got back, everything was the same as when I
left.

SATURDAY:
Tom did the shopping today and brought
home a chicken. He asked me to
dress it for Sunday (oh boy).
For some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.

SUNDAY:
Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to
serve roast but all I had was hamburger.
Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the
hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It
still came out hamburger,
much to my disappointment.


GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a
very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new
recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like
to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.

Countrymom
05-10-2004, 06:29 PM
Lol :D

tsquared
05-10-2004, 06:40 PM
BLONDE COOKBOOK

MONDAY:
It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The
recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were
nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

TUESDAY:
Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The
recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a
surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper.

WEDNESDAY:
A good day for rice. The recipe said
wash thoroughly before steaming
the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a
bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any.

THURSDAY:
Today Tom asked for salad again. I
tried a new recipe. It said prepare
ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce
one hour before serving.
Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the
garden.

FRIDAY:
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It
said put the ingredients in bowl
and beat it. There must have been something
wrong with this recipe.
When I got back, everything was the same as when I
left.

SATURDAY:
Tom did the shopping today and brought
home a chicken. He asked me to
dress it for Sunday (oh boy).
For some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.

SUNDAY:
Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to
serve roast but all I had was hamburger.
Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the
hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It
still came out hamburger,
much to my disappointment.


GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a
very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new
recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like
to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.
Ok now...............who is this other Tom guy?????
Is my family disowning me??? :eek: