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tsquared
03-23-2004, 04:44 AM
****

Six married men

will be dropped

on an island with

1 car

and
4 kids each,

for 6 weeks.

Each kid plays two sports

and either takes

music or dance classes.

****

There is no access to fast food.

**** Each man must take care of his 4 kids,

keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework,

complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.

****

The men only have access to television

When the kids are asleep and

all chores are done.

There is only one TV between them

and there is

NO REMOTE

***** The men must shave their legs,

wear makeup daily,

which they must apply themselves,

either while driving or

while making four lunches.

***** They must attend weekly PTA meetings;

*****

clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a. m.;

*****

make an Indian hut model with

six toothpicks,

a tortilla

and one marker;

*****

and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.

*****

The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.

***** The last man wins ........

only if ..............

he has enough energy to be intimate

with his spouse at a moment's notice.

***** If the last man does win, he can play the game

over and over again

for the next 18-25 years ...

eventually earning the right to be called

**************
***"Mother."***
***************

DAVESBABYDOLL
03-23-2004, 06:04 AM
Good Lord,couldn't be more true!! Thanks Tommy :)

JWWB2000
03-23-2004, 06:11 AM
I got this in an email yesterday and thought it was too cute and too true! Just how many of them would make it through just two days of all the running, cleaning, cooking, homework, ect.

kelly12569
03-23-2004, 07:28 AM
Would love to see that on national tv. Hell I PAY to see that!!!


loved it T !:cool:

Jaxx
03-23-2004, 07:30 AM
HA HA HA :D

Countrymom
03-23-2004, 07:38 AM
My husband would be voted off the first week!! LOL

hotdoglove
03-23-2004, 08:54 AM
mine would be too!!!! my hubby can't even take out the trash without being told!!!!!!!!

BigLyd1
03-23-2004, 10:59 AM
LOL :D I do have to say though that my husband would probably last longer than most on this one.

ladybugbhb
03-23-2004, 05:28 PM
mine wouldn't make the cut to even be on the show!!
he thinks the days he works, he should not have to do anything because he worked all day and the ones he is off, they are his off days so why should he work? lol

FreeIs4Me
03-23-2004, 06:07 PM
Originally posted by kelly12569
Would love to see that on national tv. Hell I PAY to see that!!!


loved it T !:cool:

Same here!!