Reasons not to have kids

[jaybird]

You go to jail if you hit them.

Their friends.

If they turn out wrong, it's your fault.

You have to clean up after them.

You have to drive them everywhere until they get a car, then you pay for the car & the insurance, and they wreck it.

You're the center of their life for 10 years, then you don't exist for the next 12.

You have to pay for everything.

You're responsible for them, legally & financially.

It's your job to deal with all complaints about their behavior.

They take up all your time for 18 years.

Sex: for the first 8 years you're too tired to have sex, then you have to worry about them having it.

Sleep.

They smell.

They might be ugly.

You have to lie about your past.

They might take after your husband.
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[Tasha405]

LMAO!

[NINK]

"they might be ugly" lol! for some reason that is just funny. i have to add

they may take after your parents
they may take after your in-laws!
they have no volume control
they have no on/off switch
they may walk in on you shaving your bikini line
they will tell every one your secrets including shaving your bikini line

[twinkiesmom]

Sex: for the first 8 years you're too tired to have sex, then you have to worry about them having it.

OMG. Only 8 yrs?

[tsquared]

LOL

[AngelGrim]

lol too funny

[MamaFairal]

I am framing that and giving it to DD for her 21st to remind her why not to have kids.......

THANKS!

[nanajoanie]

We have 2 - 14 yr. old grandsons. I think their parents need to read this:):):):):):):)

[kelly12569]

ours are 15, 13, 12, 10 and 8 !! And yep.... that's pretty accurate ..lol