Cat Commandments

[MySonNick1]

(If you have nine lives, you need a few extra.)

1. Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the modem.
2. Thou shalt not pull the phone cord out of the back of the modem
3. Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll
4. Thou shalt not sit in front of the television or monitor, as thou art not transparent
5. Thou shalt not walk in on a dinner party and commence licking thy butt.
6. Thou shalt not lie down with thy butt in thy human's face.
7. Thou shalt not leap from great heights onto thy human's lap region
8. Fast as thou art, thou cannot run through closed doors.
9. Thou shalt not re-set thy human's alarm clock by walking on it.
10. Thou shalt not climb on the trash can with the hinged lid, as thou wilt fall in and trap thy self.
11. Thou shalt not jump onto thy sleeping human's bladder at 3 a.m.
12. Thou shall realize that the house is not a prison from which to escape at every opportunity.
13. Thou shalt not trip thy humans, even if they are walking too slow.
14. Thou shalt not push open the bathroom door when there are guests in the house.
15. Thou shalt remember that thou are a carnivore and that houseplants are not meat.
16. Thou shalt show remorse when being scolded.


Numbers 3, 4, 6, 8, 12, 13 and 14 sound like our cats.

Number 15 would sound like our cats, except they don't eat plants, they eat paper and cardboard. :rolleyes:

[janelle]

Cute. My little kitty likes scotch tape to eat. I put a little piece on her nose since she was bugging me when I was wrapping something and she ate it before I could get it away from her. Now she wants to eat all the scotch tape she can find. She tries to get some off the roll that is on my desk. I've created a monster. She'll be a scotch tape freak.:rolleyes:

[amysusi]

LOL cute. :)

[delSol]

too funny! my big cat is almost 20 lbs and when he jumps on you it really hurts!

thanks for the laugh!

[Whitequeen39]

Thanks for the chuckle, I neded it!:)

[adair]

I do not think that either of my cats adhere to any of those commandments :)

[JENNIFERCATLADY]

Well folks...so far The Attack Cats have BROKEN every single one with the exception of #12!!!

[okie]

Lol,we got cat doors and our cats still want to be let out.I think our cats have broken every rule and then some.

[Gherky]

Now I know not to get a cat as a pet! :eek: :D

[chort1313]

Thou shall all get along! My gatos are driving me mad! Always fighing... and playing!

[fatesfaery]

they all sound familiar.....especially #14...not just when there are guests, just any time I go in the bathroom.

One to add.....thou shalt not jump off the top of the fridge onto unsuspecting human heads.

[tsquared]

LOL these are cute

[seawinds]

that is so cute....and very true also....LOL

[Syrinx]

So true! I think my cats have broken all of them. Except they've never fallen into a trash can, although they have tipped over wastebaskets, and one of them once managed to upend a watering can over herself.