Female Comebacks

[GeThang]

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.



Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

[janelle]

LOL :D :D :D

[Char]

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Whooooo, lol, what a snotty one ! Gotta remember that one !


Did you know that men were a lot like bank accounts ??? Without a lot of money they don't generate much interest ! ;)

[GeThang]

Originally posted by Char


Did you know that men were a lot like bank accounts ??? Without a lot of money they don't generate much interest ! ;)

He he he he. Good one!

[jdglmg]

My favorite...

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

LOL

[tsquared]

Hmmmmmmmm these are not nice. lol

[Gherky]

Gotta remember those. :D

[GeThang]

Originally posted by tsquared
Hmmmmmmmm these are not nice. lol

Awww T, I sowwy. There are just SOME men in this world that this applies to, and I'm sure you're not one of them :)