silly christmas songs

[penguinlady61]

hello out there and check this list see if you can add to it---I have been asked to get together a list of silly christmas songs to send to my brother's unit over in Iraq Here what I have now:
Rusty Chevrolet
Cheech & Chong's Christmas
The Chipmunk Song
I Want A Hippopotamus for Christmas
Muppets 12 Days of Christmas

[MamaFairal]

Dont forget the Hanneka(sp?) song by Adam Sandler.........That makes me laugh whenever i hear it

[captorquewrench]

add
"police got my car"

[penguinlady61]

good golly thanks so much you folks are super

[cpbaby]

Originally posted by MamaFairal
Dont forget the Hanneka(sp?) song by Adam Sandler.........That makes me laugh whenever i ehar it


Make sure and get the newly updated one!! I LOVE this song.

I also love his "turkey" song too.



OH OH, Blue Christmas by "Elmer Fudd"(I dont know who, but he stutters so much and I LOVE this song!)

[MamaFairal]

I just love anything that Adam Sandler does.........lol

Grew up in his hometown and we went to rival high schools although i was a few yrs ahead of him.
Used his sister(she is a dentist) as my family dentist tho until i moved to Missouri!

**Adam why couldnt ya of waited and married me....lol**

[NINK]

i love the song father christmas by the kinks, it isn't exactly silly, but it is different:

When I was small I believed in santa claus
Though I knew it was my dad
And I would hang up my stocking at christmas
Open my presents and I’d be glad

But the last time I played father christmas
I stood outside a department store
A gang of kids came over and mugged me
And knocked my reindeer to the floor

They said:
Father christmas, give us some money
Don’t mess around with those silly toys.
We’ll beat you up if you don’t hand it over
We want your bread so don’t make us annoyed
Give all the toys to the little rich boys

Don’t give my brother a steve austin outfit
Don’t give my sister a cuddly toy
We don’t want a jigsaw or monopoly money
We only want the real mccoy

Father christmas, give us some money
We’ll beat you up if you make us annoyed
Father christmas, give us some money
Don’t mess around with those silly toys

But give my daddy a job ’cause he needs one
He’s got lots of mouths to feed
But if you’ve got one, I’ll have a machine gun
So I can scare all the kids down the street

Father christmas, give us some money
We got no time for your silly toys
We’ll beat you up if you don’t hand it over
Give all the toys to the little rich boys

Have yourself a merry merry christmas
Have yourself a good time
But remember the kids who got nothin’
While you’re drinkin’ down your wine

Father christmas, give us some money
We got no time for your silly toys
We’ll beat you up if you don’t hand it over
We want your bread, so don’t make us annoyed
Give all the toys to the little rich boys

[Gumball1960]

There's also "Snoopy's Christmas" by the Royal Guardsmen -

SNOOPY'S CHRISTMAS
Royal Guardsmen

Note: The first time the refrain is sung, it has a different line
than the latter times. "Asking peace of all the world" is
rendered as "Bringing peace to all the world" on all following
refrains in the song.

The news it came out in the First World War
The bloody Red Baron was flying once more
The Allied Command ignored all of it's men
And called on Snoopy to do it again
Was the night before Christmas and forty below
When Snoopy went up in search of his foe
He spied the Red Baron and fiercely they fought
With ice on his wings he knew he was caught

REFRAIN
Christmas bells those Christmas bells
Ringing through the land
Asking peace of all the world
And good will to man

The Baron had Snoopy dead in his sights
He reached for the trigger to put him tight
Why he didn't shoot well we'll never know
Or was it the bells from the village below

REFRAIN

The Baron made Snoopy fly to the right
And forced him to land behind the enemy lines
Snoopy was certain that this was the end
When the Baron cried out "Merry Christmas, my friend!"
The Baron then offered a holiday toast
And Snoopy our hero saluted his host
And then with a roar they were both on their way
Each knowing they'd meet on some other day

(Keep repeating refrain until the song fades)

[jdglmg]

There's Jeff Foxworthy's version of the 12 days of Christmas:

lyrics (http://www.santasearch.com/resources.asp?PID=1&SongID=625)


From Veggie Tales...Oh, Santa

lyrics (http://www.angelfire.com/mi2/dreco/Veggie/Page183.html)


All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
I'm Gettin' Nothin' for Christmas
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

[Tippytail]

You can check out Twisted Tunes (http://www.twistedtunes.com/)

On the left side,hold your cursor over The Vault(a menu will pop out),hold it over Twisted Tunes and Christmas Songs is a clickable option.You can also listen to some in the Streaming Stations channel.

[penguinlady61]

thank you all for your contributions i have these all then went to twisted tunes for the final 12 pains of christmas i had totally forgotten that one.....Now it will be in Iraq soon anything to help the boys out........will be mailing the finished copy Monday...You folks are the best Happy Happy