hmkejma
11-25-2003, 08:46 AM
TRULY FOR ALL WOMEN!!!! PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!
One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his
house.
His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in
the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front
yard.
The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the
house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he
found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug
was wadded against one wall.
In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and
the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In
the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the
counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the
floor, a broken glass lay under
the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, ! stepping over toys and more piles of
clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill, or that
something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water
as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found
wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of
toilet paper lay in a heap
and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and
walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up
in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him,
smiled, and asked how his day went.
He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"
She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home
from work and you ask me what in the world did I do today?"
"Yes" was his incredulous reply.
She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."
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Priceless!
One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his
house.
His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in
the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front
yard.
The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the
house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he
found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug
was wadded against one wall.
In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and
the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In
the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the
counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the
floor, a broken glass lay under
the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, ! stepping over toys and more piles of
clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill, or that
something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water
as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found
wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of
toilet paper lay in a heap
and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and
walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up
in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him,
smiled, and asked how his day went.
He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"
She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home
from work and you ask me what in the world did I do today?"
"Yes" was his incredulous reply.
She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."
Send this page to another woman.
Priceless!