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MistyWolf
11-24-2003, 06:15 AM
Things You Can Only Say at Thanksgiving and get away with!
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>> 1. Talk about a huge breast!
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>> 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
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>> 3. It's Cool Whip time!
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>> 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
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>> 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
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>> 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
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>> 7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
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>> 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
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>> 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
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>> 10. Don't play with your meat.
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>> 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
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>> 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
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>> 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
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>> 14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
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>> 15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
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>> 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
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>> 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
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>> 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
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>> 19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

Dolly<3
11-24-2003, 06:19 AM
LOL :D :D :D

DAVESBABYDOLL
11-24-2003, 06:57 AM
:D hee~hee

annie169
11-24-2003, 09:54 AM
I gotta copy this one and send it out!! My pervo friends at AOL will hoot n holler at these lines!!

Countrymom
11-24-2003, 10:03 AM
I had to pass this one on too!! LOL

GeThang
11-24-2003, 10:31 AM
He he he he. I have got to read this to my best friend tonight. She loves all of the jokes, and "top tens" and such that I read to her over the phone from here.