MySonNick1
11-13-2003, 11:23 PM
I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to
breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me.
As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning,
let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that's
wives for you, the children will remember..
The children came in and didn't say a word. So when I
left for
the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..
As I walked into my office, my secretary Goldie said,
"Good
morning, Boss. "Happy Birthday". And I felt a little
better
that someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then
Goldie knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's
such a
beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's
go to lunch,
just you and me."
I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've
heard all day.
"Let's go!" We went to lunch.
We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out
to a private little place. We had two martinis and
enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know,
it's such a
beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office,
do we?"
I said, "No, I guess not."
She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if
you don't
mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into
something more comfortable"
"Sure!" I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes,
she came out carrying a huge birthday cake -----
followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our
friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And I just sat there ---- on the couch ---- naked.
breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me.
As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning,
let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that's
wives for you, the children will remember..
The children came in and didn't say a word. So when I
left for
the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..
As I walked into my office, my secretary Goldie said,
"Good
morning, Boss. "Happy Birthday". And I felt a little
better
that someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then
Goldie knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's
such a
beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's
go to lunch,
just you and me."
I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've
heard all day.
"Let's go!" We went to lunch.
We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out
to a private little place. We had two martinis and
enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know,
it's such a
beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office,
do we?"
I said, "No, I guess not."
She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if
you don't
mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into
something more comfortable"
"Sure!" I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes,
she came out carrying a huge birthday cake -----
followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our
friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And I just sat there ---- on the couch ---- naked.