Things I think about while cutting the grass

[cindylee]

Ok it is November for crying out loud, where is the snow so I don't have to do this anymore.
Hope my husband likes that movie he is watching because I am busting my butt here. You know my wedding band is loose now cuz I lost weight I should let it slip off and go under the lawnmower.
Instead of going to the shed and getting more gas for the lawnmower I should be going to the phone book and finding a divorce lawyer.
Sure I would still have to cut the grass if I were single but I would NOT have to wash his underwear**huge bonus**.
My son better get off that PC and finish this yard I am gonna strangle him.
I should order some expensive bath and body soaking supplies just to make my husband mad and besides after this I EARNED them.
Did I mention it was November? Can we have some snow already!

Ok I feel better.
:)

[DaLilPeachy]

Dang i even feel like slappin your hubby upside the head.(with a fish or something nonpainful)
I'm sorry you're mowing!

[cindylee]

LOL You can slap him, gee I would pay ya. LOL ;)

[DaLilPeachy]

LOL <grabbing my red snapper>

[Jayd]

Let's kill em all and let God sort em out.
Shall we start with Tech?

[DaLilPeachy]

anything that eats meat FBH?

[Technologist]

Originally posted by Jayd
Let's kill em all and let God sort em out.
Shall we start with Tech?

That reminds me: I should have changed my title... lol!

[Jayd]

Originally posted by DaLilPeachy
anything that eats meat FBH?
I have a lobster. It's small so it may take a few hours for him to chew through to the bone.
Got any rope? It could be awhile. ;)

[DaLilPeachy]

hmm...lobsters have claws..maybe we can just kind of ya know- attach it.
Is that ok Cindylee?

[DaLilPeachy]

cool i know JUST where to put those.
Quick CindyLee run him a bath!

[Jayd]

Originally posted by DaLilPeachy
Quick CindyLee run him a bath!
LOL She's mowing the grass. Tell him to run his own damn bath! ;)

[DaLilPeachy]

LOL oh yeah!
Maybe you should dump the grass catcher in the living room and tell him that it's time to rake

[cindylee]

LOL Too funny!!!!!

Well I am DONE cutting grass for today, he finally felt bad enough and he is out there doing it...ahhh bliss.
Now I gotta go max out his CC's.
LOL
;)

[DaLilPeachy]

lol

[AngelGrim]

I would take his vehicle and go muddin with it or take it to macco and have it painted pinky pink lol

[Angelseyes28]

I have to say that this was the most entertaining v/w I have seen in a long time! Glad to know I'm not the only one that has a wondering mind while cutting the grass:p Thanks for the laugh:D

[DAVESBABYDOLL]

Originally posted by DaLilPeachy
LOL oh yeah!
Maybe you should dump the grass catcher in the living room and tell him that it's time to rake

Peachy,smokin them brownies gives you some really good ideas...Laughs out loud (I needed that,thanks)

[zitra]

((((HUGS))))

It has never snowed in November where I live..The earliest I ever remember gettign snow is the beginning of December...Though I am VERY tired of all of the leaves..I don't mind mowing, it is just the rakign that i hate!!

[Shellshell]

I can let you borrow my fish its 20inches long and frozen. Buy the bath stuff and tell him its for him. If he dont want to help then he should be the one soaking.

[Sha]

Just let the grass grown and the dirty underwear pile up...they'll get off the behinds sooner or later! :0)

[HaveKids,LostMind]

OMG Cindylee! You have me cracking up! :D

[captorquewrench]

mowing season is year round here. for real. i wish it would snow or something just for once so we could take a mow break for about amonth.

and if FBH's fish aren't mean enough, I don't know what is! LOL. I've got some pretty mean ones too. you could try one of mine. I got one that will bite you when you put your hand in the tank.

[DaLilPeachy]

I want the kind that attack raw meat LOL
(not for her DH though)

[Unicornmom77]

ROTFLBO!!!! The living room floor raking still has me chuckling!! LOL

Lets make a LAZY HUBBYS SUPPORT GROUP THREAD!! LOL