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Ladytiger
11-01-2003, 01:50 PM
Well, I found out another Never Ever...
*Never EVER dry shave, no matter kind of a hurry you are in!
I did, and my legs are itching so bad, they hurt!


I figured some of us that are more "experienced" in the travels of life, can help with some tips that we have learned, so that others don't have such a bumpy road as we did. I got this idea as I am making a "book" for DD, with tips, recipes and interesting articles.

Save any peelings from citrus fruits, especially oranges. Put them in a baggy, then freeze. If you ever need your kitchen to smell fresh in a hurry, grab a frozen rind, out in the diposer, run hot water...and the kitchen smells fresh! Especially good with lemons after making fish.

To make sheets and pillowcases smell fresh, I put used dryer sheets in between them. I personally store mine in a rubbermaid tub-they always had that "plastic" smell to them. I tried this, and that odor is gone and the sheets smell like they just came out of the dryer.
Oh, I also put them in the sleeves of winter coats before storing them.

Next...
Unicornmom77
11-01-2003, 02:07 PM
invest it a coupon orginizer, no matter how few coupons you think you will use! lol
zitra
11-01-2003, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by Ladytiger
Well, I found out another Never Ever...
*Never EVER dry shave, no matter kind of a hurry you are in!
I did, and my legs are itching so bad, they hurt!




Been there done that..NEVER again!! LOL!
rugratsX2
11-01-2003, 02:12 PM
I have one from my mom...
NEVER ever iron the collar of a shirt you are wearing. 40 something years later my mom still has the scar to back that up. :eek: Another case of being in a hurry and not thinking, lol.
Unicornmom77
11-01-2003, 02:30 PM
OH LOL I can see this thread is going to be great!!
Danny
11-01-2003, 04:52 PM
never trim your own hair - 'Nuff said
IselaRose
11-01-2003, 06:44 PM
always write down what u need to do when u think of it or u'll forget.
and don't put stuff in a "safe place you'll remember" u never will!
Willow
11-01-2003, 06:47 PM
Don't ever keep Preperation H near your toothpaste. I haven't experienced this myself but I've heard about others doing it. lol
DAVESBABYDOLL
11-01-2003, 07:01 PM
Never ask yourself "what else can happen"

Never shave your eyebrows...lol
*StarDust*
11-01-2003, 07:03 PM
Originally posted by IselaRose
and don't put stuff in a "safe place you'll remember" u never will!


My Dh goes through this on almost a weekly basis with me,
I ALWAYS put stuff where I'll remember then we have to
look for hours to find my "safe place" lol
Unicornmom77
11-01-2003, 07:05 PM
NEVER STORE YOUR Vagisil next to YOUR FACE CREAM!! LMAO

Yes I have experienced this one! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I KNOW!
Lora_1994
11-01-2003, 09:16 PM
Originally posted by IselaRose


and don't put stuff in a "safe place you'll remember" u never will!



*LOL* I did this with 10.00 a few days ago and I CANNOT for the life of me find that darned thing.. grrrrr
the fugative
11-01-2003, 09:33 PM
If you are ever in Japan and get taken out to Dinner Never (When asked what you'd like to eat) Say Surprise Me


;)
shelhop
11-01-2003, 09:33 PM
Never ever brush your teeth before putting in you contacts...ESPECIALLY if you store your toothpaste in the same cabinet as a tube of Vagisil.
(And I DON"T want to talk about it!)
GeThang
11-01-2003, 09:50 PM
Never ever iron with your shirt off because if you make the boo boo of pulling the iron to close to you, you can burn yourself. Has happened to me twice. Last week, I gave myself a nice permanent burn scar.
jdglmg
11-01-2003, 10:51 PM
Never say a bad word in front of a child learning to talk! I used to say "Shoot!" a lot, not the worst word I could have said, but still...my 2 year old daughter picked it up and I did not like the way it sounded coming from her sweet little mouth! She would say it repeatedly, like, "shoot, shoot, shoot!"

Also, in an unrelated incident, she learned a song, "Open, Shut Them". One line is "Give a little clap." When she said it, it sounded like "Give a load of crap." I had to laugh, only because I knew what she was really trying to say!
MistyWolf
11-01-2003, 11:01 PM
Never ever use dishsoap in the dishwasher.

Never ever wash red clothes with whites. (Or dark clothes for that matter!)

Always tell the people you love that you love them before turning in for the night!
MsLynn
11-01-2003, 11:50 PM
never ever try to use logic on a 3 year old, lol

me trying to explain the right on red rule to a 3 year old who just mastered green means go and red means stop and deamed himself ruller of the road.

THAT WAS QUITE A SITE
corkster
11-02-2003, 03:26 AM
Never EVER fry bacon in the nude!:( :eek: ;)
Danny
11-02-2003, 04:46 PM
Never decide that if one cold pill is good - 3 will work better.
fatesfaery
11-02-2003, 05:14 PM
Never say anything in front of your toddler that you don't want repeated in public.
Danny
11-02-2003, 05:20 PM
Never pour salt and sugat into identical plastic containers and label them both with "S"

(nasty nasty pie)
nosamiam
11-02-2003, 06:16 PM
Originally posted by *chelle*
Never use static cling spray in your hair! :eek:

Why not?
gonzo
11-02-2003, 06:30 PM
Never loan anyone money without getting in writing what they owe and when they will pay it back.
Never walk around your house naked UNTIL you know the blinds are closed.
Never try to let the dog out in the morning when you are only wearing a t-shirt cause you know either the dog will get tangled up, a puppy or a cat will dodge out the door with them or someone will be coming up to your door.
ieatalot
11-02-2003, 07:15 PM
never ever deep fat fry french fries without wearing a shirt
studyhorse
11-02-2003, 08:23 PM
Never ever make your mail man angry!!!:eek:
Danny
11-03-2003, 09:32 PM
Never Ever start the blender without the top on
Unicornmom77
11-03-2003, 09:33 PM
LOL NEVER CUSS AT A MOD....lol I am bored, can ya tell? lol
Danny
11-03-2003, 09:42 PM
Never fill a water pistol with dish detergent - the cat hates it!
Unicornmom77
11-03-2003, 09:47 PM
ha ha ha lol
LuvBigRip
11-03-2003, 09:50 PM
Never ever say what could possibly go wrong next, or what else could happen. You will find out.

Never change your dog's food before a long road trip.
tibbles
11-03-2003, 10:45 PM
Never give up on finding someone to treat you right. And never, ever settle for less than you know youi deserve. I started settling when I was about 13 years old and had a long string of real jerks until now. And now I am so surprised by the way i am being treated (doors being opened, walked to my door every night, kisse don the hand, etc.) I can hardly believe it is real and I am reluctant to let my guard down. But I know that I deserve a good goy, just like we all do. And the moment you let yourself beleive anything less is when the real bums show up!
Tibbles
janelle
11-04-2003, 12:00 AM
How in the world did you start settling at 13?? Maybe at 40 but at 13?? Honey you never expected in the first place.

Never waste time on jerks in hopes they will change. They won't, you get what you see. I knew on the first date if a guy was a jerk.:rolleyes:
Merry99%
11-04-2003, 03:08 AM
Never ever try to dye light blonde hair dark ash blonde...unless you want charcoal ash colored hair.
Danny
11-04-2003, 06:19 AM
Never assume safety goggles are for wimps
Technologist
11-04-2003, 06:36 AM
Never try to stop a fan with your tongue...

Never go to a DOS prompt and type "deltree *.*"

Never keep superglue in your glove compartment, and NEVER try to use it if you do (hehehe).

If you go to a buffet, and don't recognize something, never ask what it is, and never eat it.

and if you cuss at a Mod, never send an email saying "why can't I port?"...
Technologist
11-04-2003, 06:38 AM
When they say "Skilled Professional, don't try this at home"... They mean it!
Technologist
11-04-2003, 03:51 PM
Never volunteer for anything!
Gitty
11-04-2003, 04:15 PM
Pull your pants down and sit down, without checking to see if there is TP on the roll! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
silvermist
11-04-2003, 04:20 PM
Don't put aluminum foil or whole eggs in the microwave! :o
Be careful when dealing with fire and heat ;) Don't rush with shaving either heh..