MistyWolf
10-13-2003, 06:12 PM
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night
in the White House. The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary
says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
Ouch! Says Hillary, I don't know about that.
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
Ohhh! I really don't want to do that.
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
in the White House. The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary
says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
Ouch! Says Hillary, I don't know about that.
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
Ohhh! I really don't want to do that.
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."