How to Please a Woman

[GeThang]

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Compliment her,



respect her,



honor her,



cuddle her,

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kiss her,



caress her,



love her,



stroke her,

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tease her,



comfort her,



protect her,



hug her,

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hold her,



spend money on her,



wine and dine her,



buy things for her,

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listen to her,



care for her,



stand by her,



support her,

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hold her,



go to the ends of the Earth for her.

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[Gherky]

Sounds good to me. :)

[tsquared]

HHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM is this right???????lol

[ImaGApeach]

yep i believe that is what they are supposed to do
take notes tsquared lol

[DAVESBABYDOLL]

Originally posted by tsquared
HHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM is this right???????lol


I sure hope so ;)

[Willow]

Or they could just give us money. lol

[GeThang]

Or they could just give us money. lol

LOL.

Oh yeah, I forgot that one.

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And give her tons of money


(there, it's finished. LOL)

[Willow]

Money isn't everything but I want it anyway. lmao

[captorquewrench]

LOL. I have always seen these "how to please a woman" lists with a SHORT tag on the end on "how to please a man"

it goes something like:
Show up.

With beer.

(and/or)

Naked.

[DaLilPeachy]

yayayaayayay applause

[GeThang]

How to please my husband:

Show up with food

naked



Har har har.