I'M Sorry What Was The Question????????

[tsquared]

Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this *!#@&¿* house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS @#!*¿@* HOUSE!

I'm sorry.... What was the question?

[Gherky]

:eek:

[GeThang]

LOL, oh my.

[nanajoanie]

Should I hee hee since I'm past that stage but it was awful going through it :) Sounds like my house a few years ago and then the kids moved out and there was a tiny bit of improvement. Hubby is still in my training:):):)

[schsa]

I know that woman and try to stay away from her as much as possible. Crazy!:eek:

[Danny]

Why does this sound so familiar to me??

[Princess4J]

Originally posted by Danny
Why does this sound so familiar to me??

:eek:

[Angelseyes28]

That could also pass for PMS around my house:eek:

[Willow]

:eek: :D

[DAVESBABYDOLL]

:eek: LOL