janelle
08-29-2003, 10:50 PM
: >
: >
: > Andy Rooney says,
: >
: > "As I grow in age, I value women who
are over 40 most of all. Here are
: just a few reasons why:
: >
: > A woman over 40 will never wake you
in the middle of the night to ask,
: "What are you thinking?" She doesn't
care what you think.
: >
: > If a woman over 40 doesn't want to
watch the game, she doesn't sit around
: whining about it. She does something
she wants to do. And it's usually
: something more interesting.
: >
: > A woman over 40 knows herself well
enough to be assured in who she is,
: what she is, what she wants and from
whom. Few women past the age of 40 give
: a damn what you might think about her
or what she's doing.
: >
: > Women over 40 are dignified. They
seldom have a screaming match with you
: at the opera or in the middle of an
expensive restaurant. Of course, if you
: deserve it, they won't hesitate to
shoot you if they think they can get
away
: with it.
: >
: > Older women are generous with
praise, often undeserved. They know what
: it's like to be unappreciated.
: >
: > A woman over 40 has the
self-assurance to introduce you to her
women
: friends. A younger woman with a man
will often ignore even her best friend
: because she doesn't trust the guy with
other women.
: >
: > Women over 40 couldn't care less if
you're attracted to her friends
: because she knows her friends won't
betray her. Women get psychic as they
: age. You never have to confess your
sins to a woman over 40. They always
: know.
: >
: > A woman over 40 looks good wearing
bright red lipstick. This is not true
: of younger women or drag queens. .
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a
: woman over 40 is far sexier than her
younger counterpart.
: >
: > Older women are forthright and
honest. They'll tell you right off you
are
: a jerk if you are acting
: > lik e one. You don't ever have to
wonder where you stand with her.
: >
: > Yes, we praise women over 40 for a
multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,
: it's not reciprocal. For every
stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman
of
: 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in
yellow pants making a fool of
: himself with some 22-year-old
waitress.
: >
: > Ladies, I apologize
: >
: > ANDY ROONEY
: >
: > Andy Rooney says,
: >
: > "As I grow in age, I value women who
are over 40 most of all. Here are
: just a few reasons why:
: >
: > A woman over 40 will never wake you
in the middle of the night to ask,
: "What are you thinking?" She doesn't
care what you think.
: >
: > If a woman over 40 doesn't want to
watch the game, she doesn't sit around
: whining about it. She does something
she wants to do. And it's usually
: something more interesting.
: >
: > A woman over 40 knows herself well
enough to be assured in who she is,
: what she is, what she wants and from
whom. Few women past the age of 40 give
: a damn what you might think about her
or what she's doing.
: >
: > Women over 40 are dignified. They
seldom have a screaming match with you
: at the opera or in the middle of an
expensive restaurant. Of course, if you
: deserve it, they won't hesitate to
shoot you if they think they can get
away
: with it.
: >
: > Older women are generous with
praise, often undeserved. They know what
: it's like to be unappreciated.
: >
: > A woman over 40 has the
self-assurance to introduce you to her
women
: friends. A younger woman with a man
will often ignore even her best friend
: because she doesn't trust the guy with
other women.
: >
: > Women over 40 couldn't care less if
you're attracted to her friends
: because she knows her friends won't
betray her. Women get psychic as they
: age. You never have to confess your
sins to a woman over 40. They always
: know.
: >
: > A woman over 40 looks good wearing
bright red lipstick. This is not true
: of younger women or drag queens. .
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a
: woman over 40 is far sexier than her
younger counterpart.
: >
: > Older women are forthright and
honest. They'll tell you right off you
are
: a jerk if you are acting
: > lik e one. You don't ever have to
wonder where you stand with her.
: >
: > Yes, we praise women over 40 for a
multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,
: it's not reciprocal. For every
stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman
of
: 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in
yellow pants making a fool of
: himself with some 22-year-old
waitress.
: >
: > Ladies, I apologize
: >
: > ANDY ROONEY