tsquared
08-21-2003, 10:24 AM
Big Bad Bob, the cowboy from Kansas rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling. "Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?" Big Bad Bob yelled forcefully. No one answered. "All right, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse isn't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Kansas City! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Kansas City!" Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post. He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go, what happened in Kansas City?" Big Bad Bob turned back and said, "I had to walk home."