janelle
08-16-2003, 10:54 PM
Classes for Men at our Local Learning Center for Adults.
Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.
TOPIC 1 - How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays.
Step by step, with slide presentations.
TOPIC 2 - The Toilet Paper Roll: Do They Grow on the Holders?
Round table discussion.
TOPIC 3 - Is it Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat Up and Avoiding the Floors/Walls and Nearby Bathtub? Individual practice.
TOPIC 4 - Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.
TOPIC 5 - The After-Dinner Dishes and Silverware: Can They Levitate and Fly into the Kitchen Sink? Examples on video.
TOPIC 6 - Loss of Identity: Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.
Help line support and other support groups.
TOPIC 7 - Learning How to Find Things, Starting With Looking in the Right Place Instead of Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open forum.
TOPIC 8 - Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers is NOT Harmful to Your Health.
Graphics and audio tape.
TOPIC 9 - Real Men Ask for Directions When Lost.
Real life testimonials.
TOPIC 10 - Is It Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly as She Parallel Parks?
Driving simulation.
TOPIC 11 - Learning to Live: Base Differences Between Mother and Wife.
On-line class and role playing.
TOPIC 12 - How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion.
Relaxation exercises, meditation, and breathing techniques.
TOPIC 13 - How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, Other Important Dates, and Calling When You're Going to Be Late.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.*
Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.
TOPIC 1 - How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays.
Step by step, with slide presentations.
TOPIC 2 - The Toilet Paper Roll: Do They Grow on the Holders?
Round table discussion.
TOPIC 3 - Is it Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat Up and Avoiding the Floors/Walls and Nearby Bathtub? Individual practice.
TOPIC 4 - Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.
TOPIC 5 - The After-Dinner Dishes and Silverware: Can They Levitate and Fly into the Kitchen Sink? Examples on video.
TOPIC 6 - Loss of Identity: Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.
Help line support and other support groups.
TOPIC 7 - Learning How to Find Things, Starting With Looking in the Right Place Instead of Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open forum.
TOPIC 8 - Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers is NOT Harmful to Your Health.
Graphics and audio tape.
TOPIC 9 - Real Men Ask for Directions When Lost.
Real life testimonials.
TOPIC 10 - Is It Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly as She Parallel Parks?
Driving simulation.
TOPIC 11 - Learning to Live: Base Differences Between Mother and Wife.
On-line class and role playing.
TOPIC 12 - How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion.
Relaxation exercises, meditation, and breathing techniques.
TOPIC 13 - How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, Other Important Dates, and Calling When You're Going to Be Late.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.*