hamster_13
07-29-2003, 09:28 PM
Ok, finally get ahold of this girl, ask her to a movie. She says yes. I pay for both of us w/o her consent, shes like whatever, I owe you one then. We go see Spy Kids 3, which is midly entertaining because i like games. Then we goto a park, and play frisbee with somebodys forgotten frisbee. I ask what she wants to do next, "suprise me" she says. K, I can try.
We head to Taco Bell cuz she said she wanted a burrito. She asks what I want, I say #7 and such.
There is the retard or drunk retard or something in TB, he asks for a ride to K-Mart, which i was cool doing cuz we didn't have anything else to do.
K, so this guy sticks his finger in his mouth, wipes it around, takes it out, and says "i wanna shake your hand kyle."
I stared at him and said "i dont want to shake your hand, because you just stuck it in your mouth..." focktard proceeds to take out a red kerchief, wipes it dry, and sticks it back out. i hesitate, but shake anyway. This guy has chew all over his face, embedded in his craters, and all up under his finger nails.
Ew. K, so we get our food and start filling our drinks, he says "i want a water" so i tell him to ask the guy at the counter for a cup. Swear to god, he doesnt move a muscle, and he suddenly has a large drink cup with tea in it. He asks where we are going to sit, i say wherever she wants to.
So she sits down, i sit, he sits. He starts talking, she leaves to go wash her hands. That's cool, he just wants a ride. She gets back. I sit across from her, he asks why we aren't sitting together. She says "its gods plan" He then starts asking all kinds of questions about who we are and where we plan on going in life. We both make up careers we are pursuing, drama and accounting.
He grabs her drink, by the top of the uncovered cup, and puts it in front of her. She stares at me and says a sarcastic thanks. Then he freaking starts poking her burrito, saying something along the lines of "i want one of them" K, she offered to buy him a taco, he didnt want a taco, he wanted a 4 dollar burrtio. Screw that. he starts moving his leg close to her, and i start getting pissed/creeped at the same time.
He goes on about where he needs a ride to, not knowing he long lost that ride. I tell him that i need to take her home for a bit to get something, but will be right back. "dont dog me kyle, dont dog me"
"uh...10 minutes, you sit here, i will be back." we get the fock outta there, and leave him to talk to some other sorry soul. This guy was freeking creepy, and he said he got mugged last night for $400 bucks, so we start thinking hes gonna stab us and take our money, so in a quick defensive haste, we say we only got a dollar between us.
RETARDS PISS ME OFF! These folk should NOT be allowed out of wherever they live. EVER. They are dangerous to society.
I get in the car and say, "Suprise, honey!" (we aren'y going out btw, but she does pet names so i figured i could.)
And then we talk about the creepiness of the situation.
She wanted to goto the city dump because shes never been. So i let her drive out there, its where the city found a body for a rare murder case.
So in review:
-Kids movie
-frisbee at park
-homeless scary guy
-some govt. radio wave spinny thing on top of a dirt hill
-old broken down house
-pig slaughtering place, where we thought cops came too b/c there was lights. turns out to be just kids doing brodies
-dump with bodies in it
-wrong way on an off ramp, and nearly driving off the edge. i let her drive most of the night because she wanted to do so.
-we carried around my knife and hatchet that i have in my car for absolutely no reason.
-she spilled water in my car, that was funny.
The long version leaves some out, so I bulleted it for you. And no, we didn't go back and get the creepy guy.
We head to Taco Bell cuz she said she wanted a burrito. She asks what I want, I say #7 and such.
There is the retard or drunk retard or something in TB, he asks for a ride to K-Mart, which i was cool doing cuz we didn't have anything else to do.
K, so this guy sticks his finger in his mouth, wipes it around, takes it out, and says "i wanna shake your hand kyle."
I stared at him and said "i dont want to shake your hand, because you just stuck it in your mouth..." focktard proceeds to take out a red kerchief, wipes it dry, and sticks it back out. i hesitate, but shake anyway. This guy has chew all over his face, embedded in his craters, and all up under his finger nails.
Ew. K, so we get our food and start filling our drinks, he says "i want a water" so i tell him to ask the guy at the counter for a cup. Swear to god, he doesnt move a muscle, and he suddenly has a large drink cup with tea in it. He asks where we are going to sit, i say wherever she wants to.
So she sits down, i sit, he sits. He starts talking, she leaves to go wash her hands. That's cool, he just wants a ride. She gets back. I sit across from her, he asks why we aren't sitting together. She says "its gods plan" He then starts asking all kinds of questions about who we are and where we plan on going in life. We both make up careers we are pursuing, drama and accounting.
He grabs her drink, by the top of the uncovered cup, and puts it in front of her. She stares at me and says a sarcastic thanks. Then he freaking starts poking her burrito, saying something along the lines of "i want one of them" K, she offered to buy him a taco, he didnt want a taco, he wanted a 4 dollar burrtio. Screw that. he starts moving his leg close to her, and i start getting pissed/creeped at the same time.
He goes on about where he needs a ride to, not knowing he long lost that ride. I tell him that i need to take her home for a bit to get something, but will be right back. "dont dog me kyle, dont dog me"
"uh...10 minutes, you sit here, i will be back." we get the fock outta there, and leave him to talk to some other sorry soul. This guy was freeking creepy, and he said he got mugged last night for $400 bucks, so we start thinking hes gonna stab us and take our money, so in a quick defensive haste, we say we only got a dollar between us.
RETARDS PISS ME OFF! These folk should NOT be allowed out of wherever they live. EVER. They are dangerous to society.
I get in the car and say, "Suprise, honey!" (we aren'y going out btw, but she does pet names so i figured i could.)
And then we talk about the creepiness of the situation.
She wanted to goto the city dump because shes never been. So i let her drive out there, its where the city found a body for a rare murder case.
So in review:
-Kids movie
-frisbee at park
-homeless scary guy
-some govt. radio wave spinny thing on top of a dirt hill
-old broken down house
-pig slaughtering place, where we thought cops came too b/c there was lights. turns out to be just kids doing brodies
-dump with bodies in it
-wrong way on an off ramp, and nearly driving off the edge. i let her drive most of the night because she wanted to do so.
-we carried around my knife and hatchet that i have in my car for absolutely no reason.
-she spilled water in my car, that was funny.
The long version leaves some out, so I bulleted it for you. And no, we didn't go back and get the creepy guy.