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nanajoanie
07-10-2003, 05:55 PM
> >
> > God's road signs
> >
> >
> > New billboards are getting attention in Arizona. Some
> > reported seeing
> > one or two messages, but the newspaper listed all of
> > them. Here's a
> > list
> > of all variations of the "God Speaks" billboards. The
> > billboards are a
> > simple black background with white text. No fine print
> > or sponsoring
> > organization is included. These are awesome .....
> > enjoy. !
> >
> >
> > Tell the kids I love them.
> > -God
> >
> >
> > Let's meet at my house Sunday
> > before the game.
> > -God
> >
> >
> > C'mon over and bring the kids. -God
> >
> >
> > What part of "Thou Shalt Not..."
> > didn't you understand?
> > -God
> >
> >
> > We need to talk.
> > -God
> >
> >
> > Keep using my name in vain,
> > I'll make rush hour longer.
> > -God
> >
> >
> > Loved the wedding,
> > invite me to the marriage.
> > -God
> >
> > That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing...
> > I meant it.
> > -God
> >
> >
> > I love you and you
> > and you and you and...
> > -God
> >
> >
> > Will the road you're on
> > get you to my place?
> > -God
> >
> >
> > Follow me.
> > -God
> >
> >
> > Big bang theory,
> > you've got to be kidding.
> > -God
> >
> >
> > My way is the highway.
> > -God
> >
> >
> > Need directions?
> > -God
> >
> >
> > You think it's hot here?
> > -God
> >
> >
> > Have you read my #1 best seller?
> > There will be a test.
> > -God
> >
> > Do you have any idea
> > where you're going?
> > -God
> >
> >
> > (And my personal favorite...)
> >
> > Don't make me come down there.
> > -God
> >
> >
> > **Send this on to someone you care about. I did.**

kim162
07-10-2003, 06:51 PM
Those are Great!! Thanks!!

Tracy'sMom
07-11-2003, 03:18 PM
I saw one yesterday that said....

If You think it's hot here, just keep using my name in vain.
GOD

suziebee20
07-11-2003, 03:58 PM
Here's one (http://www.jokefunny.com/pic.shtml?jokerush.jpg)