stephann
07-03-2003, 11:54 AM
Things My Mother taught me
My mother taught me LOGIC
LIKE- "If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can’t go to the store with me."
My mother taught me MEDICINE
LIKE- "If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they’re going to freeze that way"
My mother taught me ESP
LIKE- "Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you’re cold?"
My mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE
Like- "Where’s your brother and don’t talk with food in your mouth. Now answer me."
My mother taught me HUMOR
Like- "When that lawnmower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
My mother taught me CONSEQENCES
Like- "You’re grounded and this is what is best for you. You’ll thank me one day."
My mother taught me LOGIC
LIKE- "If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can’t go to the store with me."
My mother taught me MEDICINE
LIKE- "If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they’re going to freeze that way"
My mother taught me ESP
LIKE- "Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you’re cold?"
My mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE
Like- "Where’s your brother and don’t talk with food in your mouth. Now answer me."
My mother taught me HUMOR
Like- "When that lawnmower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
My mother taught me CONSEQENCES
Like- "You’re grounded and this is what is best for you. You’ll thank me one day."