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stephann
07-03-2003, 11:54 AM
Things My Mother taught me

My mother taught me LOGIC

LIKE- "If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can’t go to the store with me."

My mother taught me MEDICINE

LIKE- "If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they’re going to freeze that way"

My mother taught me ESP

LIKE- "Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you’re cold?"

My mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE

Like- "Where’s your brother and don’t talk with food in your mouth. Now answer me."

My mother taught me HUMOR

Like- "When that lawnmower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

My mother taught me CONSEQENCES

Like- "You’re grounded and this is what is best for you. You’ll thank me one day."