heartlvrs
06-13-2003, 05:00 AM
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife
merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please
allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning,
sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for
his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them
breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked
up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at thebank to
make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the
groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the
cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he
hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and
mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into
an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got
the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board
and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling
potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and
snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the
dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9
P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he
went to bed where he was expected to make love which he managed to get
through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,
"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade
back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have
learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way
they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got
pregnant last night."
stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife
merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please
allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning,
sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for
his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them
breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked
up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at thebank to
make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the
groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the
cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he
hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and
mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into
an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got
the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board
and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling
potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and
snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the
dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9
P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he
went to bed where he was expected to make love which he managed to get
through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,
"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade
back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have
learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way
they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got
pregnant last night."