nanajoanie
06-12-2003, 05:34 PM
You gotta love the people who think these up!
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
Pizza Shop Slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."
At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
At an Optometrist's Office
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
Pizza Shop Slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."
At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
At an Optometrist's Office
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."