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tsquared
06-11-2003, 12:32 PM
TOP 10 WAYS THAT HANDGUNS ARE BETTER THAN A WOMAN

#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s

#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . .

- You can buy a silencer for a handgun

annie169
06-11-2003, 12:35 PM
I have a silencer method for women...give me money and I'll go shopping!! LOL!! You won't see me for HOURS!! ;)

MsLynn
06-11-2003, 12:41 PM
#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road


LOL my friends make fun of me for keeping a handgun in the bathroom, lol. I TELL THEM. well every other room in my house has a window big enough for me to get out, or a door to get out, the bathroom is the ONLY room i would be TRAPPED in. so hmmmph. lol but i do have one in the bedroom and yes i'll have one with me on my trip to knoxville, lmao.