nanajoanie
06-10-2003, 05:20 PM
HOW TO BE SAFE IN LIFE
Avoid riding in automobiles because they are responsible for
20% of all fatal accidents.
Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents occur in the
home
Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14% of all
accidents occur to pedestrians.
Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water because 16% of all
accidents involve these forms of transportation.
You will be pleased to learn that only .001% of all deaths
occur in worship services in church, and these are usually related
to previous physical disorders. Therefore, logic tells us that the
safest place for you to be at any given point in time is at
church! Bible study is safe. The percentage of deaths during
Bible study is even less.
FOR SAFETY'S SAKE - Attend Worship services and Read Your Bible ... IT
COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!
P. S. Don't Drive faster than Your Guardian Angel can fly.
(and remember, life is short, have dessert first)
Avoid riding in automobiles because they are responsible for
20% of all fatal accidents.
Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents occur in the
home
Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14% of all
accidents occur to pedestrians.
Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water because 16% of all
accidents involve these forms of transportation.
You will be pleased to learn that only .001% of all deaths
occur in worship services in church, and these are usually related
to previous physical disorders. Therefore, logic tells us that the
safest place for you to be at any given point in time is at
church! Bible study is safe. The percentage of deaths during
Bible study is even less.
FOR SAFETY'S SAKE - Attend Worship services and Read Your Bible ... IT
COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!
P. S. Don't Drive faster than Your Guardian Angel can fly.
(and remember, life is short, have dessert first)