Jolie Rouge
05-29-2003, 08:49 PM
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.
I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just jackasses.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust,
and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that whatever hits the fan
will not be evenly distributed.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others
- they are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that depression
is merely anger
without enthusiasm.
I've learned that it is not what you wear;
it is how you take it off.
I've learned that you can keep vomiting
long after you think you're finished.
I've learned to not sweat the petty things,
and not pet the sweaty things.
I've learned that ex's are like fungus,
and keep coming back.
I've learned age is a very high price
to pay for maturity. (see?!)
I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity,
I enjoy it.
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,
unless we are celebrities.
I've learned that artificial intelligence
is no match for natural stupidity.
I've learned that 99% of the time
when something isn't working
in your house, one of your kids did it.
I've learned that there is a fine line
between genius and insanity.
I've learned that the people
you care most about in life
are taken from you too soon
and all the less important ones
just never go away.
And the real pains
in the sass
are permanent.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.
I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just jackasses.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust,
and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that whatever hits the fan
will not be evenly distributed.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others
- they are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that depression
is merely anger
without enthusiasm.
I've learned that it is not what you wear;
it is how you take it off.
I've learned that you can keep vomiting
long after you think you're finished.
I've learned to not sweat the petty things,
and not pet the sweaty things.
I've learned that ex's are like fungus,
and keep coming back.
I've learned age is a very high price
to pay for maturity. (see?!)
I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity,
I enjoy it.
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,
unless we are celebrities.
I've learned that artificial intelligence
is no match for natural stupidity.
I've learned that 99% of the time
when something isn't working
in your house, one of your kids did it.
I've learned that there is a fine line
between genius and insanity.
I've learned that the people
you care most about in life
are taken from you too soon
and all the less important ones
just never go away.
And the real pains
in the sass
are permanent.