Widgetsx3
05-28-2003, 10:06 AM
she is about to PMS when she...
stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns
and Ammo.
considers chocolate a major FDA food group.
puts on one of those pads with "wings," then flies off
the roof laughing hysterically while riding a broom.
develops a new talent for spinning her head around
in 360 degree circles.
retains more water than Lake Superior.
denies she's in a bad mood as she pops a clip into her semiautomatic and "chambers one."
buys you a new T-shirt --- with a bulls-eye on the
front.
orders 3 Big Macs, 4 large fries, a bucket of Chicken McNuggets, and
then mauls the manager because they're out of Diet Coke.
stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns
and Ammo.
considers chocolate a major FDA food group.
puts on one of those pads with "wings," then flies off
the roof laughing hysterically while riding a broom.
develops a new talent for spinning her head around
in 360 degree circles.
retains more water than Lake Superior.
denies she's in a bad mood as she pops a clip into her semiautomatic and "chambers one."
buys you a new T-shirt --- with a bulls-eye on the
front.
orders 3 Big Macs, 4 large fries, a bucket of Chicken McNuggets, and
then mauls the manager because they're out of Diet Coke.