magicwoman19
05-13-2003, 06:12 AM
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the
plane when the the
> > stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said,
"Let's talk. I've
heard
> > that flights will go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with
your
> > fellow passenger."
> >
> > Little Johnny, who had just opened his book,
closed it slowly, and
said
> > to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't
know,"
> > said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
> >
> > "OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an
interesting topic. But
let
> > me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a
deer all eat
grass.
> > The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little
pellets, while a cow
turns
> > out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of
dried grass. Why
do
you
> > suppose that is?"
> >
> > "Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
> >
> > "Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that
you feel
qualified to
> > discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*@?"
plane when the the
> > stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said,
"Let's talk. I've
heard
> > that flights will go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with
your
> > fellow passenger."
> >
> > Little Johnny, who had just opened his book,
closed it slowly, and
said
> > to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't
know,"
> > said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
> >
> > "OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an
interesting topic. But
let
> > me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a
deer all eat
grass.
> > The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little
pellets, while a cow
turns
> > out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of
dried grass. Why
do
you
> > suppose that is?"
> >
> > "Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
> >
> > "Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that
you feel
qualified to
> > discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*@?"