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janelle
05-01-2003, 09:59 PM
Cinderella is now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead

Prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by

from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. One sunny
afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother. Cinderella said

"Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?"

The Fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary
life
since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still
yearns?"

Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful
consideration, and almost under her breath she uttered her first wish: "I

wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension."

Instantly, her rocking chair was turned into solid gold. Cinderella was
stunned. Bob, her old faithful cat, jumped off her lap and scampered to

the edge of the porch, quivering with fear.

Cinderella said, "Oh thank you, Fairy Godmother." The Fairy Godmother
replied "It is the least I can do. What does your heart want for your
second
wish?"
Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said: "I wish I were young
and
full of the beauty of youth again". At once, her wish became reality,
and
her beautiful youthful visage returned.

Cinderella felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years. A
long-forgotten vigor and vitality began to course through her.

Then the Fairy Godmother again spoke, "You have one more wish, what shall

you have? Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and
says, "I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and
handsome
young man."

Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his
biological
make-up that, when complete he stood before her, a man so beautiful the
likes of which neither she nor the world had ever seen.

The Fairy Godmother again spoke, "Congratulations, Cinderella. Enjoy your

new life." And, with a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, she was
gone. For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each
others
eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most stunningly perfect
man
she had ever seen. Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed
in
her rocking chair, and held her close in his young muscular arms.

He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he
whispered............

"Bet you're sorry you neutered me now!"

chrissypoo
05-01-2003, 11:00 PM
ROFLMAO!!!:D :D :D :D

*StarDust*
05-01-2003, 11:05 PM
LMAO!!:D :p

imdetoo
05-02-2003, 04:56 AM
LMAO that's a good one.

DreamWarrior
05-02-2003, 05:03 AM
LMAO!!!!!

kybeauty
05-02-2003, 05:14 AM
LMAO...that is SO funny...thanks for the laugh!