tsquared
04-16-2003, 01:50 PM
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> >
> > What song would you pick in church? A minister decided to do something a
> > little different one Sunday morning. He said "Today, in church, I am
>going
> > to say a single word and you are going to help me preach." Whatever
>single
> > word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind.
> >
> > The pastor shouted out, "Cross."
> >
> > Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "The Old Rugged
> > Cross."
> >
> > The pastor hollered out "Grace."
> >
> > The congregation began to sing "Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound."
> >
> > The pastor said "Power."
> >
> > The congregation sang "There is Power in the Blood."
> >
> > The Pastor said "Sex."
> >
> > The congregation fell into total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all
> > nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything. Then
> > all of a sudden from way in the back of the church a little 87 year old
> > grandmother stood up and began to sing......
> >
> > "Precious Memories."
>
>
> >
> > What song would you pick in church? A minister decided to do something a
> > little different one Sunday morning. He said "Today, in church, I am
>going
> > to say a single word and you are going to help me preach." Whatever
>single
> > word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind.
> >
> > The pastor shouted out, "Cross."
> >
> > Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "The Old Rugged
> > Cross."
> >
> > The pastor hollered out "Grace."
> >
> > The congregation began to sing "Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound."
> >
> > The pastor said "Power."
> >
> > The congregation sang "There is Power in the Blood."
> >
> > The Pastor said "Sex."
> >
> > The congregation fell into total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all
> > nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything. Then
> > all of a sudden from way in the back of the church a little 87 year old
> > grandmother stood up and began to sing......
> >
> > "Precious Memories."
>
>