1busymomma
04-09-2003, 11:47 AM
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about there decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drug store. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter. “Are you the owner?”
The Pharmacist answers “Yes.”
Jacob: “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”
Pharmacist: “Of course we do”
Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?”
Pharmacist: “All kinds”
Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?”
Pharmacist: “Definitely”
Jacob: “How about Viagra?”
Pharmacist: “Of Course”
Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?”
Pharmacist: “Yes, a variety. The works.”
Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”
Pharmacist: “Absolutely”
Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers?”
Pharmacist: “All speeds and sizes.”
Jacob says to the Pharmacist, “We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”
Hahahaha!!! ROFL! :D
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drug store. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter. “Are you the owner?”
The Pharmacist answers “Yes.”
Jacob: “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”
Pharmacist: “Of course we do”
Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?”
Pharmacist: “All kinds”
Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?”
Pharmacist: “Definitely”
Jacob: “How about Viagra?”
Pharmacist: “Of Course”
Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?”
Pharmacist: “Yes, a variety. The works.”
Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”
Pharmacist: “Absolutely”
Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers?”
Pharmacist: “All speeds and sizes.”
Jacob says to the Pharmacist, “We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”
Hahahaha!!! ROFL! :D