jaybird
03-29-2003, 07:28 PM
Big hugs to everyone who helped with this! Not so sure Brian will appreciate it nearly as much as everyone else though!!
AND...a very special hug and thank you to Ravenlost for putting the graphics and invitation together for me!
OH NO! BRIAN’S THREE-O!!!
Over the hill, it’s sad to see
And such a nice guy, don’t you agree?
Thinning hair, the color gray
And forgetting what he heard you say!
Those dark eyes will soon be rimmed
With bifocals prescribed especially for him!
His teeth, now so perfect and white
Will soon be soaking overnight!
The chiseled muscles he tones and flexes
Are going to become saggy messes!
Daily workouts, muscles aching,
will soon consist of merely waking!
Enjoy the boat and waterskiing
because your youth is quickly fleeing!
Soon your boat will be tied to the dock ,
As you head to the porch to sit and rock.
Don't worry Brian there is always rogaine,
You can still run those bases with the help of a cane.
But forget the honeymoon at Niagra;
You'll soon be depending on Viagra.
You won't be embarrassed when you're out with your friends,
If you always remember to wear your Depends!
And as you walk and your body creaks
Remember when you were 29 and at your peak!
This poem is rude, low down & dirty,
GET OVER IT...
YOU'RE THIRTY!
AND...a very special hug and thank you to Ravenlost for putting the graphics and invitation together for me!
OH NO! BRIAN’S THREE-O!!!
Over the hill, it’s sad to see
And such a nice guy, don’t you agree?
Thinning hair, the color gray
And forgetting what he heard you say!
Those dark eyes will soon be rimmed
With bifocals prescribed especially for him!
His teeth, now so perfect and white
Will soon be soaking overnight!
The chiseled muscles he tones and flexes
Are going to become saggy messes!
Daily workouts, muscles aching,
will soon consist of merely waking!
Enjoy the boat and waterskiing
because your youth is quickly fleeing!
Soon your boat will be tied to the dock ,
As you head to the porch to sit and rock.
Don't worry Brian there is always rogaine,
You can still run those bases with the help of a cane.
But forget the honeymoon at Niagra;
You'll soon be depending on Viagra.
You won't be embarrassed when you're out with your friends,
If you always remember to wear your Depends!
And as you walk and your body creaks
Remember when you were 29 and at your peak!
This poem is rude, low down & dirty,
GET OVER IT...
YOU'RE THIRTY!