Jayd
03-23-2003, 08:56 PM
My Mom sent me this. LOL
Fellow mods, feel free to delete it if you think it may be toooo over the line. ;)
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom
>loved to play together. One day, the two were playing
>when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.
>Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the
>chicken to go get the farmer for help!
>
>Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the
>farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to
>no avail, for he had gone to town with the only
>tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the
>farmer's new Z-3 series BMW. Finding the keys inside,
>the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he
>still had time to save his friend's life.
>
>Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy,
>to see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and he
>managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken
>tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear
>bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove
>slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car,
>rescued the horse!
>
>Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the
>farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he
>returned. The friendship between the two animals was
>cemented: best buddies, best pals.
>
>A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit,
>and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the
>horse to save his life!
>
>The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled
>the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the
>chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift him
>out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the
>horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
>
>The moral of the story?
>
>
>
>When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to
>pick up chicks.
Fellow mods, feel free to delete it if you think it may be toooo over the line. ;)
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom
>loved to play together. One day, the two were playing
>when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.
>Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the
>chicken to go get the farmer for help!
>
>Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the
>farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to
>no avail, for he had gone to town with the only
>tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the
>farmer's new Z-3 series BMW. Finding the keys inside,
>the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he
>still had time to save his friend's life.
>
>Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy,
>to see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and he
>managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken
>tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear
>bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove
>slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car,
>rescued the horse!
>
>Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the
>farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he
>returned. The friendship between the two animals was
>cemented: best buddies, best pals.
>
>A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit,
>and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the
>horse to save his life!
>
>The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled
>the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the
>chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift him
>out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the
>horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
>
>The moral of the story?
>
>
>
>When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to
>pick up chicks.