Kelsey1224
03-20-2003, 10:45 AM
GOLDEN RETRIEVER
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got
our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside
worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
BORDER COLLIE
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's
not up to code.
DACHSHUND
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
ROTTWEILER
Make me.
LABRADOR
Oh me, me!!! Pleeeeeze let me change the light
bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I please?
GERMAN SHEPHERD
I'll change it as soon as I lead these people from
the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any,
and make just one more perimeter patrol to verify
that no one has tried to take advantage of the
situation.
TIBETIAN TERRIER
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while
he's busy.
JACK RUSSELL TERRIER
No prob, Dude. I'll just pop it in while I'm
bouncing off the walls and furniture.
POODLE
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and
he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the
house, my nails will be dry.
COCKER SPANIEL
Why change it? In the dark I can pee on the
carpet.
DOBERMAN
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
BOXER
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys
in the dark.
CHIHUAHUA
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
POINTER
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.
GREYHOUND
It isn't moving.
AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little
circle ...
OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG
Light bulb? I'm sorry, I don't see a light bulb.
Did one burn out?
HOUND
ZZZZZzzzz.z.z.z.z.z
THE CAT
Dogs do not change light bulbs. People do. The
question is, how long will it be before I can
expect light in here?
All of which proves, once again, that while dogs
have masters, cats have staff.
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got
our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside
worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
BORDER COLLIE
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's
not up to code.
DACHSHUND
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
ROTTWEILER
Make me.
LABRADOR
Oh me, me!!! Pleeeeeze let me change the light
bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I please?
GERMAN SHEPHERD
I'll change it as soon as I lead these people from
the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any,
and make just one more perimeter patrol to verify
that no one has tried to take advantage of the
situation.
TIBETIAN TERRIER
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while
he's busy.
JACK RUSSELL TERRIER
No prob, Dude. I'll just pop it in while I'm
bouncing off the walls and furniture.
POODLE
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and
he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the
house, my nails will be dry.
COCKER SPANIEL
Why change it? In the dark I can pee on the
carpet.
DOBERMAN
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
BOXER
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys
in the dark.
CHIHUAHUA
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
POINTER
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.
GREYHOUND
It isn't moving.
AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little
circle ...
OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG
Light bulb? I'm sorry, I don't see a light bulb.
Did one burn out?
HOUND
ZZZZZzzzz.z.z.z.z.z
THE CAT
Dogs do not change light bulbs. People do. The
question is, how long will it be before I can
expect light in here?
All of which proves, once again, that while dogs
have masters, cats have staff.