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NoFoolPrice
03-19-2003, 02:38 AM
My dog is a pain in the butt. He is almost 12 now, and is a 100# of stubborn spoiled rotten dog. He has to be in front of dot or me to protect us, constantly stepping over him, he is so worried that someone is going to hurt us. He refuses a bath, and stinks and sheds everywhere. He pulls my best quilt off the bed, thinks he deserves to sleep on it. Comes in the kitchen every night, licks his lips and acts like he deserves to be fed. He's a real wuss when it rains, stands begging at the door to get in. I can't stand it, he comes to my bed every night and lays his big old monster head on my bed, begging for affection and his ears to be scratched. What a pain, I need to get rid of that old beast!
GuineaBaby
03-19-2003, 03:35 AM
hehe
Do I hint a note of fondness in your post?
captorquewrench
03-19-2003, 07:43 AM
refuses to take a bath, eh? just put him in the back of a pick up and drive through the car wash.



*just kidding!
ieatalot
03-19-2003, 07:48 AM
well to me he sounds sweet & just like any typical dog! Enjoy him while you still have him.
brumzoo
03-20-2003, 04:30 PM
Sounds like you are a lucky person! ;)
adair
03-20-2003, 04:49 PM
hehehe....mine is just as bad. Dufus is going on 10 and can be a royal pain in the posterior also. I swear I need to get one of those shirts that says:

Things to do today:
Let the dog out.
Let the dog in.
Let the dog out.
Let the dog in.
Let the dog out.
Let the dog in.

He is an inside dog if you have not already figured that out! He thinks he should go out every 15-20 minutes and then wants back in within seconds after he is let out. Thought about putting in a doggie door but have 2 cats....maybe I should look at revolving doors instead!

If we go out somewhere and return he "demands" his "HMFIC" (we always tell him that he is in charge while we are gone).
sheenajungle
03-20-2003, 05:29 PM
Are you sure he's not a cat???? ;)
NoFoolPrice
03-21-2003, 02:20 AM
lmbo at adair and sheena. Actually, I was pissed off tonight, took a rare day and night off, got home and my babe was locked in my room, hadnt even had dinner! You would think I could leave occasionally and our friend and protector would get to pee and dinner, but NO....
NoFoolPrice
03-21-2003, 05:22 AM
Arrhh, came home about 9 tonght, he was stuck in my bedroom! I was kinda mad, fed him and let him outside to pee. Poor guy!