My Brother!

[captorquewrench]

Calls me up acting like an IRS auditor on my birthday! HMPH!

LOL. I knew it was him. "This is john smith from the Internal revenue Service" is his classic phone call. That's OK. I played along about having my marijuana tax stamps, and did I need any 1099's for proceeds from gambling and prostitution????

Hahaha. He gets his at his wedding in June.

[TxGurl]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :)

[CARROLIN]

SO YOU HAVE A BROTHER LIKE I DO!!! LMBO

MY BROTHER WHO IS 42, STILL ANSWERS THE PHONE WITH:

"SEXTON'S MORGUE...YOU STAB EM'..WE SLAB EM!"

HE SAYS IT KEEPS THE BILL COLLECTOR AWAY!!:D :D

ROTFLMBO!

SMILES.

WAS LAUGHING SOO HARD, I ALMOST FORGOT TO WISH YOU
A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEETIE!!

(((CAPTORQUEWRENCH))))

[captorquewrench]

hehehe. sometimes I answer the phone "Joe's Pool Hall, who in the hall do you want?" my bro & I have been at this with each other for years!

[jayhawkfan]

Originally posted by CARROLIN
SO YOU HAVE A BROTHER LIKE I DO!!! LMBO

"SEXTON'S MORGUE...YOU STAB EM'..WE SLAB EM!"

SMILES.


Ours goes "Gwinn's Mortuary...you stab em' we slab em'. Some go the heaven some go to hellllllo ;)

[odyssey]

that is funny, glad you didn't fall too hard for his prank!

[Jolie Rouge]

Happy Birthday !


My Dad used to answer the phone, "Maggie's Wh0rehouse, Maggie speaking ..."

that is until the pastor called one night .....

:rolleyes:


Then he changed it slightly to "Maggie's Mule Barn, Maggie Speaking ..."


We had to aswer the phone :"To whom Do You Wish To Speak To ?" We hated it so we said it really fast and it was more like "towhomdoyouwishtospeakto...Hello ?"

Kids used to call our house just to hear us say it and then hang up. Daddy used to call to check and see if we were actually saying it at all.

[gemini26]

My mom would answer this is such and such whore house, gosh the embarrassment! lol

[texasgander]

I had a cousin that used to do stuff like that all the time to my mom! At line 1:00 in the morning...either pretending to be from the phone company or the newspaper.....