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IggysGirl
03-10-2003, 01:47 PM
The Sock Bandit, a.k.a. The Hamper Sleuth.

Description: Short (11.5"), wooly and beige. Beady button eyes, wired arms and fingers (three). Wearing black sock mask and bright body stocking.

Distinguishing features: large nostrils. Always carries three odd socks. Signed and numbered.

Last Sighting: Central High School, Boys' locker room, one foot in the gym bag.

"Tube, ankle, tennis or knee, Striped, ribbed, or lacy - all free"

Master of the single steal, faster than the spin cycle, a mere blur in the locker room, the Sock Bandit prides himself on sleuth. Last spotted eyeing the laundry basket.

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blueyez37811
03-10-2003, 03:40 PM
aww...he's cute!! Unfortunatly he visits my house every week when I do my laundry. They ought to catch the little thief and make him give my socks back!

bngomom
03-10-2003, 06:16 PM
Oh, those missing socks!! And how come I always manage to put at least one black sock in the bleached clothes each week? My husband keeps asking me why.

mlathroum
03-10-2003, 06:30 PM
At my Mom's house the sock thief is her little white poodle. She runs into my brothers room everyday and steals his sock while he is trying to put them on or out of his clean clothes basket.
Won't give them back either until He gives her a treat or she gets bored with it.

texasgander
03-10-2003, 06:41 PM
HE LIVES IN MY WASHING MACHINE!!!!!!!:D

1busymomma
03-10-2003, 07:23 PM
He's adorable, but not 150.00 worth of adorable, if ya' know what I mean. ;)