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adair
02-27-2003, 08:49 PM
BENTONVILLE, ARK (AP) --

Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item-Wal-Mart's own brand of wine.

The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, Calif., to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range. While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, RI. She said "The right name is important."

So, here we go The top 12 suggested names for Walmart Wine

12. Chateau Traileur Parc
11. White Trashfindel
10. Big Red Gulp
9. Grape Expectations
8. Domaine Walmart "Merde du Pays"
7. NASCARbernet
6. Chef Boyardeaux
5. Peanut Noir
4. Chateau Des Moines
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. World Championship Riesling

And the number 1 name for Walmart Wine ...



1. Nasti Spumante

mrs.john
02-28-2003, 05:35 PM
LOL I love it!! Sending this to a few Walmart shoppers/wine drinkers. Thanks!

ckerr4
02-28-2003, 06:15 PM
:D That's hilarious!!

Tyt Budget
02-28-2003, 06:23 PM
Bwaaaaaaahahaha! :D :eek: :D

Tasha405
02-28-2003, 06:26 PM
LOL! :p

ahippiechic
03-01-2003, 07:07 AM
Would anyone like to come over & share a bottle of Chateau Traileur Parc with me? LMAO! ;)

jademyst13
03-01-2003, 08:28 AM
LOL

DreamWarrior
03-01-2003, 09:09 AM
LOL those are cute!

nanajoanie
03-01-2003, 01:49 PM
So funny. Sent to my sister that practically lives at Wallyworld. And last night she went to a local party at the VFW. She asked the bartender if they had wine. Yep - red and white. She asked for a white. They gave her a white wine cooler:):):):):)